The Masked Singer season 7 continues, featuring panelists Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy, Ken Jeong and Nicole Scherzinger, and Nick Cannon as host. Fifteen contestants are divided up into 3 groups: The Good, The Bad and The Cuddly.
This week, the remaining four costumes perform as part of Group C for studio and panel votes. The masks include: Prince (Good), Baby Mammoth (Cuddly), Space Bunny (Good), and Queen Cobra (Bad). ONE contestant will be unmasked.
Performance: I Say a Little Prayer by Aretha Franklin – She (or more) has a lovely soulful voice. Maybe the singers is/are an 80s/90s diva(s). At the end, like a coda, all the cobras sing in harmony. Mega Clue: The men in black bring out a giant well. But Nick pronounces it like “whale” confusing the panel. A red valentine “This first clue goes out to someone Ssspecial.” B.Mine. Jennifer thinks it’s Brandy and Monica. Nicole thinks it could be Allure. Robin guesses Jeaneu. Holly Robinson Peete wishes them good luck via video.
Predictions: The internets are convinced that Queen Cobra is the 3 ladies of En Vogue
Performance: All Night Long by Lionel Richie – If someone guesses Lionel, I will scream. Space Bunny could be an Island singer…or not. But whether his is pro or not, he does possess singing talent. He sounds older. Hopefully he sticks around–his performances are fun. Mega Clue: Here comes the WHALE erm Well. It’s a fake 1000 lb dumbbell. “I’ve been doing a lot of intense training over the years.” Ken guesses Floyd Mayweather, Robin guesses Pitbull. No. Jenny guesses Richard Simmons? She’s got nothing.
Predictions: Some say Space Bunny is reggae singer Shaggy
Performance: The Shoop Shoop Song – This isn’t a professional singer. She sounds like an older actress. Mega Clue: a Birdcage. “All animals should be wild things. Set it free and help it escape.” Ken guesses Reese Witherspoon. Reese can actually sing. Nicole guesses Melissa McCarthy, Jenny’s cousin. Jenny guesses Dianne Wiest from Birdcage.
Performance: Lay Me Down by Sam Smith – It’s a big ballad from Prince! He’s got a good natural singing voice, but he doesn’t sound very pro. He’s some sort of a celebrity who can sing. NICOLE IS FAKE CRYING AGAIN. Mega Clue: Luggage. “I have toured a lot of hotels all over the world. This one has to be the most wild one yet.” Ken guesses Enrique Iglesias. Robin guesses Niall Horan. LOL NO. Nicole guesses Darren Criss. LOL LOL LOL NO.
Predictions: The internets seems to believe that Prince is actor Cheyenne Jackson from American Horror Story Hotel (Hence, the luggage clue)
Time to Vote
Space Bunny and Baby Mammoth have the lowest number of votes and will face off in a duel. It’s Cuddly vs Cuddly.
Baby Mammoth sings Me Too by Meghan Trainor. Baby Mammoth is the worst singer left. She deserves to be eliminated. Space Bunny sings “Do You Really Want to Hurt Me” by Culture Club.
The panel decides who stays and who goes home.
And leaving the competition is…Baby Mammoth! Final guesses: Ken: Reese Witherspoon. Robin: Kirsten Dunst, Nicole: Rachael Ray, Jenny: Kirstie Alley. OH LOOK IT’S ANOTHER IDIOT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW Kirstie Alley. Stupid clam. Where were the Sc$entology clues? Jenny is a big fan. Two Covidiots, so no shock.
The caliber of the celebrities this season has been pathetic. It’s been either folks who are marginally famous, or a**clowns like Rudy Giuliani and Kirstie Alley. If I weren’t covering the show for the site, I wouldn’t be watching anymore.