That wailing you hear is the sound of the breaking hearts of fangirls all around the globe, as People magazine reveals that Louis Tomlinson is going to be a father.
The One Direction member is expecting a baby with Los Angeles-based stylist Briana Jungwirth.
“Louis is happy and very excited about becoming a dad and he thinks Briana will be an amazing mother. It was a surprise at first, but he and Briana are very, very close friends and this has brought them even closer,” a mutual friend of the two tells People Magazine.
According to People, Louis and Jungwirth, both 23, met through mutual friends earlier this year after his splitting up with longtime girlfriend, Eleanor Calder in March. The two were spotted on a number of dates in May.
Sources say that Louis “has vowed” to be at his baby mama’s side and to be a “hands-on dad” when the baby arrives early next year.
It’s not only the fan girls sobbing. The so called “Larry” shippers are convinced that Louis and fellow bandmate Harry Styles are in a top secret relationship, kept apart by their EVIL PR!!!1111!! firms. No doubt they are spinning some elaborate conspiracy theory around the news as the news breaks.
Tumblr and twitter should be a blast for the next couple of days. (Modest Mouse is One Direction’s management)
management: how do we kill larry once and for all management: [looks at louis] management: remember that time u said u wanted kids…
— shannon ? (@niallthorans) July 14, 2015
This is managements doing! everything is a cover up for Larry. The boys have no free will & Modest is holding them hostage!!
— Mike (@mdesa220) July 14, 2015
Briana. 6 letters. Harry. 5 letters. What band? One direction. 1. 6-1 = 5. Harry is the mother and Larry is real. ????????
— c (@cloudscandice) July 14, 2015
Louis is going to have a child, yeah, with Harry. Briana is only a beard, you know, anybody can't know the husbands are going to be dads.
— Larry Evidences (@Larry_Evidences) July 14, 2015
— Nay #whoisTOPLINE (@Topline_af) July 14, 2015
Larry is real modest made Louis impregnate her to hide the fact that he and Harry are together but Larry are using her as a surrogate also
— ?diplo's sex slave (@eddiexcx) July 14, 2015
seriously i think we went through every single possible scenario now…… so… CAN LARRY COME OUT???
— sandra ? (@larrycaring) July 14, 2015
In any case. Good luck to those two crazy kids, and the baby they bring into the world. Maybe Simon Cowell, who put together One Direction on X Factor UK, can share his experience on sudden parenthood with his young charge.