Simon Cowell Takes His “Harem” on Vacation, Caught in Bed with Baby Mama By Husband

The Simon Cowell rumor mill continues to churn, even as he vacations on his yacht in the South of France! According to The New York Post:

Simon Cowell was smoking and joking on his yacht yesterday with a bunch of bikini-clad babes who helped him shrug off his baby mama drama.

The star-maker is on a monthlong holiday on the French Riviera, where he’s been cruising, jet-skiing and sunbathing with a harem of bombshell beauties (pictured).

They include his former gal pal Sinitta Malone, Kelly Bergantz, a producer who works for Cowell, and Bergantz’s sister.

Cowell’s married lover and mother of his unborn child, Lauren Silverman, was nowhere to be seen on the $73 million vessel.

Gosh. I just live for shirtless Simon Cowell photos. According to People magazine, Simon is steering clear of his baby mama, Lauren Silverman “until things calm down.” By then, the baby will probably be off to college.

And in a WORLD EXCLUSIVE, the National Enquirer pretty much recycles old news, but says this:

The ENQUIRER has also learned that Lauren’s husband Andrew discovered the affair when he caught Cowell in the couple’s bedroom – and that’s when Lauren dropped the bombshell on both men that she’s expecting Cowell’s child!

“If Andrew Silverman has his way, Simon Cowell could end up broke, behind bars and even thrown out of the U.S.,” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“Andrew has told friends, ‘I want Simon crushed! I want him destroyed!’”

The Enquirer said it, so it must be true!  No really–catching Simon and Lauren in bed together sounds so totally made up. And thanks for that visual, Enquirer, which replaced the one with shirtless Simon. I can’t win.

Via The New York Post, National Enquirer

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