So…why don’t we just skip the next two weeks and give the cheesy mirror ball trophy to Nicole and Derek? Nicole smashed the competition tonight, with an astonishing 29 out 0f 30 score for her two dances tonight. Erin and Maks and Evan and Anna are right behind them with 53 points apiece. Bringing up the rear are Chad and Cheryl with 45 points, and Niecy and Louis with 43.
Niecy isn’t a good dancer, but she’s entertaining, so I think she’ll stay. It’ll be “bye bye” Chad and Cheryl tomorrow night, I think.
Live blog and VIDEOS after the JUMP…
We’re down to 5 couples! Tonight, it’s double the dances! A ballroom and a Latin round. Plus, there’s a decades theme tonight. CRAZY! The dancers who survive this week earn a spot in next week’s semi-final.
Video package: The pros dish on the stars.
Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke – Tango – Chad is moody! Chad is really into it. Chemistry between these two–I wonder if they’re really dating? Len says, “Learning 2 dances in a week shows the imperfections in technique, it needed more polish, more refinement.” Bruno says, “It has to be slicker, but the emotion was right.”, “I loved the intensity, but your posture was funky” – Carrie Ann – 7, Len 7, Bruno – 7 – 21 – Total – 45 – 1-800-868-3401 – VIDEO
Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel – Viennese Waltz – Niecy has a very busy day! OMG. Niecy clumping around the stage in this waltz is not a pretty sight. Louis is singing along with the song. Heh. Bruno says, “Very pretty at the beginning.” Carrie Ann says, “There was a little too much push and pull, and the transitions weren’t quite there.” Len says, “I’m pleasantly surprised. It had a lovely floaty quality.” Len makes a boob joke and Niecy loves it! Carrie Ann – 7, Len – 8, Bruno – 8 – 23 – Total – 43 – 1-800-868-3405 – VIDEO
Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Argentine Tango – Erin is scared of lifts! Whoa! Erin pulls off a really spectacular lift! No wonder she was scared. She looks elegant and beautiful tonight. Really nice job. Carrie Ann kisses Len! “That was just so hot. Finally a number that showcased your legs, truly beautiful.” Len says, “Erin you dirty, dirty girl! I absolutely loved it!” Bruno says, “I never knew you could be so bendy. You were on fire.” – Carrie Ann – 9, Len – 10 – Bruno – 9 – 28 – 53 – 1-800-868-3403 – VIDEO
Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya – Waltz – Evan takes Anna ice skating!
They begin flat on the floor! Anna says Evan comes across as cold. They dance well, but there’s no chemistry between the two. That’s not changing tonight. Len says, “Not sure If I liked it or not. I didn’t like the roly poly stuff on the floor…your posture is great, lovely movement…” Bruno says, “Your lyrical lines really is something to behold.” Carrie Ann says, “Your lines are impeccable, but look closer, you have to lose yourself in the moment.” – Carrie Ann – 9, Len – 9, Bruno – 9 – 27 – Total – 53 – 1-800-868-3406 – VIDEO
Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough – Foxtrot – Boo hoo hoo! High expectations! You know. Perfect. Whatevs. Bruno says, “Pure dancing joy. That was like a jewel created by a master.” Carrie Ann says, “Dazzling, defying my imagination. You are not phoning it in. You’re in it to win it.” Len says, “You’ve turned it into an enchanting love story. Irresistible. Well done.” – Carrie Ann – 10, Len – 9, Bruno – 10 – 29 – Total – 59 – 1-800-868-3408 – VIDEO – VIDEO
Gary and Rita dance the futuristic dance that got them disqualified from a world championship for being “too edgy” – FROM THE FUTURE! Now, the stars will capture the mood of a specific decade as they tackle Latin dancers. Now, more thoughts from the pros on the stars. – VIDEO
Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke – 1960s – Jive – Chad is all about the ladies and throwing his cash around! OMG! It’s Ike and Tina Turner! Ha ha. This is a lot of fun. Len says, “High energy, fun, entertaining, kicks were terrible, but well done.” Bruno says, “Great to see you smile. A little more kicks and flicks” Cheryl Ann says, “Very groovy, energy was wild, one of your better dances.” – Carrie Ann – 8, Len – 8, Bruno – 8 – 24 –VIDEO
Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel – 1990’s – Paso Doble – Niecy is an easy breazy girl! She needs to find attitude! Niecy–still clumping around the stage with very little grace. Bruno says, “You throw yourself into this…sort of like an avalanche. There was hardly any control. This wasn’t good.” Carrie Ann says, “I give you credit, this was you most ambitious, it felt a little like bumper cars.” Len says, “You got through the routine, but not good enough. This just didn’t suit you.” Carrie Ann – 7, Len – 6, Buno – 7 – 20 – VIDEO – VIDEO
Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – 1980s – Rumba – Erin is insecure about her long skinny arms! Wow! Erin is really good tonight. Great moves. Erin lost her shoe at the end… Carrie Ann says, “You doubt yourself…you move beautifully.” Len says, “Great hip action, mix of steps were great. Jerky action, smooth it out.” Bruno says, “I think you 2 make great music together, you’re dancing better and better. I think you should be in the final.” Ha. Maks puts his Don Johnson jacket on Brono – Carrie Ann – 8, Len – 8, Bruno – 9 – 25. – VIDEO
Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya – Futuristic – Cha cha cha – They’ll be dancing like androids! This is perfect for Evan. His coldness and lack of connection will work in his favor. Of course, his technicals are there. Len says, “You don’t have to be loose and liquid…you confuse me.” Bruno says, “Mr. Spock meets Barbarella, it couldn’t have been more futuristic. Very creative.” Carrie Ann says, “I thought you were much more committed to your character.” Carrie Ann – 9, Len – 8, Bruno – 9 – 26. – VIDEO
Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough – 1950s – Paso Doble – Elvis meets the bullfight! Fantabulous as usual. These two are blowing everyone away tonight. Bruno says, “The beauty and the rebel in a feisty, vibrant paso.” Carrie Ann says, “I don’t even know what to say! How did you do that. Brilliant.” Len says, “I’m disappointed, there was nothing I could see to criticize.” Nicole and Derek hug Len. Carrie Ann – 10 Len – 10 Bruno – 10 – 30 – VIDEO
