The Bachelor

It’s “The Women Tell All” night, when 17 of the banished bachelorettes return to reveal the depths of their disgust with Juan Pablo, their resentment towards each other, and what dresses they chose to wear

Ooooooooh, Fantasy Suite Night! I hope they get room service. Alas, things do not bode well for tonight’s sexy-time romps with Juan Pablo–and not just because in the previews, everyone is variously crying, enraged, or

Rumblings abound of another bachelorette practicing some pre-emptive dumping during this week’s dramatic filler-bloated two-night television event. Poor Juan Pablo just cannot make a good impression using any body part above the neck. To avoid

“We all know by now how awesome he is, but I am super conflicted and I have been for awhile now.” These are the trenchant words spoken by Sharleen in tonight’s profoundly familiar episode of

Despite the fact that his monumental faux pas has been eclipsed by the entire nation of Russia, Juan Pablo is still trying to do damage control over his anti-gay comments a couple of weeks ago.

That bastion of incisive journalism, People.com, interviewed last week’s Bachelor flotsam Elise to shed light on her experience as a human item of bruised produce removed by clerks from the assortment at Whole Foods. They