The Voice season 13 Battle Rounds continue tonight. Six more performances mean that at least three will be montaged. Hm. I wonder who?
In case you are just tuning in, the coaches have brought Superstar! Advisors! on board to help whip their teams into shape. Blake Shelton enlisted Rascal Flatts to mentor. The newly-engaged Joe Jonas will help out Adam Levine. Jennifer Hudson teams up with Kelly Rowland. And Miley Cyrus asked daddy dearest, Billy Ray Cyrus to lend a hand.
Brandon Showell vs Hannah Mrozak – Team Adam Levine – Cold Water by Major Lazer – Download at iTunes
Chloe Kohanski vs Illianna Viramontes – Team Miley Cyrus I Am Woman by Helen Reddy – Download at iTunes
Dave Crosby vs Dylan Gerard – Team Adam Levine – Doctor My Eyes by Jackson Browne – Download at iTunes
Davon Fleming vs Maharasyi – Team Jennifer Hudson – I’m Your Baby Tonight by Whitney Houston – Download at iTunes
Dennis Drummond vs Mitchell Lee – Team Blake Shelton – Mr. Jones by Counting Crows – Download at iTunes
Esera Tuaolo vs Rebecca Brunner – Team Blake Shelton – This I Promise You by ‘Nsync – Download at iTunes
OH MILEY. You are just adorable. Here’s a history lesson for ya. Horrible 70’s pop song is HORRIBLE. No self-respecting feminist in the 70’s took “I Am Woman” seriously. Take a flyer from Adam Levine’s example of an outstanding 70’s pop song: Doctor My Eyes by Jackson Browne. M’Kay? Really we get it. You’ve got an all girl team. Every song doesn’t need to make a statement. And if you insist, at least make sure the song choices aren’t cringy. END OF LECTURE.
Additionally: Look at Blake Shelton choosing an ‘Nsync song for his team members! Maybe Gwen had a hand in that choice.