Despite being obviously hot for her, Simon Cowell cut his girl Simone Battle from X Factor last night–he probably knew her terrible live singing would get her cut from his team post haste.
But whataya know. Simon may have been on to something. Simone’s first single, “He Likes Boys” is actually… kind of charming! Simone is as cute as a button in this video about a girl with an amazing lack of gaydar! (It’s basically my early 20s in a nutshell! Good times!) And lucky for Simone, auto-tune is a beautiful thing.
And If Simon “no rules” Cowell really digs her? He can sign her anyway.
I posted this video in headlines yesterday, but I think it bears repeating: