Cloris and Corky are eliminated tonight
Yeah, I suppose it was Cloris’s time to go, but if I’m being perfectly honest, I was hoping it would be somebody else. Especially after this week’s reports of trouble on the set–how some of the cast and crew felt Cloris’s continued survival week after week was “tarnishing” the trophy. Bitch please, a bunch of fame ho’s signing up for a reality show? At least American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance attempt to find new talent. DWTS is designed as pure entertainment, and Cloris entertained. It just wasn’t via the dance floor. Really, I would not have missed either Maurice or Susan if they’d been eliminated tonight. And interesting that there was no bottom 2 tonight…hm. I’m guessing Maurice and Cheryl were really bottom 2, but they pitted Susan against Cloris for the drama.
Next week begins “Team Dances”. It’s something new! And Len will be back, thank Gawd. I missed the old crankster.
Live Recap and Video after the JUMP…
Michael Flatley, Missy Elliott and the Pussycat Dolls perform tonight.
And…the endless recap begins. Blah…blah…blah…
The contestants are dressed in their Hip-hop get up. Last night’s group dance must be the encore performance tonight. We’ll find out after the break…
And Hip-hop it is! It’s just as hilariously cheesy as it was last night. OMG. Cloris, it’s so time for you to go home. Susan, you ain’t got no rhythm…
I wanted to see Lacey and Lance’s Jive again. Oh well.
Endless recap: Blah blah..scores…blah…blah…blah…
The first couple safe is, Lance and Lacey. Bonus question for me! Joining them…Cody.
It’s time for the Ballroom Kidz! Craig and Samantha, a brother-sister team, are up first. Their little sister Kara won last year.
Next is Simon and Lucy dancing the Samba. They cook. And dance. Came in 1st place at Nationals, but nobody knows the boy dances! Right. Craig and Samantha were better.
By unanimous decision, Craig and Samantha move on to the Kids Ballroom finals.
Missy Elliott and The Pussycat Dolls perform. Why the eff is Missy Elliott slumming with these no-talent bitches? Srsly.
Samantha interviews Cody and his new partner Edyta. I didn’t understand a word that Edyta said. Julianne’s surgery went well today. She’s at home resting. Lance and Lacey are psyched to finally be in first place. Next week: Team dancing!
The next couple who is safe is…Warren and Kym.
Michael Flatley performs “Capone”. Fancy tap dancing! Flames! Explosions!
FILLER ALERT: Video about mental toughness featuring the couples…and some dudes. I don’t know. I wasn’t paying attention…
No bottom two this week. Susan and Tony are still in jeopardy. Brooke and Derek are safe. Duh. Cloris and Corky are still in jeopardy. Maurice and Cheryl are safe. NO POINTS FOR ME! I suck. So, I’m betting Maurice and Cheryl were really in the bottom 2…
Cloris says, “I’m not leaving!” But she is. Cloris and Corky are eliminated tonight.
- Lance and Lacey
- Cody (Julianne had surgery today, Cody will be dancing with Edyta next week)
- Warren and Kym
- Brooke and Derek
- Maurice and Cheryl