Dancing With The Stars 11 – Week 5 – Results

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas are eliminatedVIDEO

Aw. Bye Mrs. Brady! It’s kinda sad you got kicked off DWTS the night you danced to the the theme song of the show that made you famous!

I am bummed to see you go. I mean, your dancing was not good, but it wasn’t the worst of the week. No, that would be Bristol Palin who not only is a terrible dancer, but also really really boring. Even the monkey suit couldn’t make her interesting.

I dunno, Florence and her Greg Brady TMI might have creeped a few voters out this week.

Hopefully, next week’s Rock Week will finally do Bristol in.

Speaking of which…I can’t *wait* to hear “rock” as played by the skeery DWTS band. Shudder.

Live blog and Videos after the JUMP…

Living blogging the Dancing With The Stars Week 5 results. Who is going home tonight?

Shakira and Jason Derulo will perform tonight.

Eliminations begin with Kyle and Lacey and Bristol and Mark, the two couples at the bottom of the leader board.  Kyle and Lacey are safe.  AND SO ARE BRISTOL AND MARK. ARRGH.

The judges request Brandy and Maks’ charming quickstep as tonight’s reprise performance.

Bring it like Bruno! It’s tonight’s first bit of filler featuring Bruno in a parody exercise video. (It’s actually sorta funny.)

Jason Derulo performs his hit “In My Head”.  After, Brooke goes backstage with Bristol and Kyle.  Bristol and Mark were surprised to be safe. – VIDEO

Now, it’s time for the highest-scoring couples, Jennifer and Derek and Brandy and Maks.  But first, more comedy filler. “Easy Steps” featuring the stars and their pros.  Learn to dance AND open pickle jars. It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

Back from break. Brandy and Maks are safe.  Jennifer and Derek are STILL IN JEOPARDY. Oh. BITCH PLEASE.

Bernadette and her family are from the Congo.  They escaped from Africa, barely with their lives. The Dad and kids learned a dance routine to surprise their mom, who loves DWTS. They dance to “Beggin'” . Aw, this is sweet. – VIDEO

Rick and Cheryl and Kurt and Anna are next.  The next couple SAFE is Kurt and Anna. Rick and Cheryl are IN JEOPARDY.

The HOFF, Margaret Cho and the Situation star in the next joke infomercial. The Sledgehammer! It’s the parade of losers!

Shakira takes the stage to sing her latest single, “Loca” – VIDEO

Jason Derulo is back to sing the Ray Charles classic, “Georgia on My Mind” – VIDEO

Backstage with Brooke, Tony says the band missed the first 4 counts of their song. Florence would hate to go home.  Ooo. Photographic evidence of Audrina’s lift! Audrina and Tony are SAFE.  Florence and Corky are IN JEOPARDY

The results! Rick and Cheryl, Florence and Corky and Jennifer and Derek take center stage.  Who is safe?  Jennifer and Derek are safe (of course).

Rick and Cheryl are SAFE. Florence and Corky are ELIMINATED.

Florence says DWTS is one of the best produced shows she’s ever been involved with. It was really hard work, but she loved it. She hopes she inspired people to get up and dance.

Next week is Rock Week. Oh, dear God….

Safe:

  • Kyle and Lacey
  • Bristol and Mark
  • Brandy and Maks
  • Kurt and Anna
  • Audrina and Tony
  • Jennifer and Derek
  • Rick and Cheryl
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49 Comments

  1. Damn! Bristol should have been the one going home. I guess it’ll be Flo then. But, at least Flo is mildly entertaining. Bristol is just flat out wooden.

  2. Bristol suuucks. Sorry to not see her at least in the B3.

    Hatessss her we do, preciousss.

  3. Looks like my 110 votes for Bristol helped! Whew…it was close I bet!

  4. What the hell is with these lame infomercial bits?

    Not gonna lie, I kinda love Derulo.

  5. Jennifer and Derek are STILL IN JEOPARDY. Oh. BITCH PLEASE.

    LMAO!!!!

  6. WTG to Bristol! I’m so glad she’s safe. OTOH, I’m sad to see Derek in Jeopardy but his partner, Miss Bitch, is where she deserves to be.

  7. Whaaaat – Bristol and Mark are safe? Who’s voting for them? Really Jennifer and Derek and Rick and Cheryl are in jeopardy but we are going to have to watch Bristol and Mark dance again next week. That’s just wrong.

  8. Jennifer/Derek are not in jeopardy. This does not mean they were among the lowest vote getters–unless Tom specifically says “Bottom Two”. This is just the show’s attempt at drama.

    I have nothing against Bristol, but not looking forward to her attempting to learn two dances next week when she couldn’t even manage to learn one.

  9. GUess Jason Derulo can actually sing without being autotuned so much he sounds like a robot.

  10. I have nothing against Bristol, but not looking forward to her attempting to learn two dances next week when she couldn’t even manage to learn one.

    Well I’d rather see her and her gorgeous partner Mark :) than Florence and Corky (who I think is leaving).

  11. MJ, you’re on FIRE tonight… “Next Week is Rock Week. Oh dear God.”
    LMAO! Love these recaps.

    I have nothing against Bristol, but not looking forward to her attempting to learn two dances next week when she couldn’t even manage to learn one.

    DITTO. I actually really liked her in the beginning. And the costume/mask was not an excuse b/c she was equally off after she stripped down. *sorry*…. and Happy Belated B-day.

  12. to clearone: We’ll almost always see Mark in the demos and/or Result group dances to guest performers. Even if Bristol was kicked off, they’d still use Mark cuz he’s popular. Silver lining.

  13. Not a Mark fan, so wouldn’t be saddened to see him go, but I’m fine with Florky. Corky is skeevy and I was done with Florence. But I honestly think Florence had a better chance at mastering two dances than Bristol. Though I blame the gorilla bit on Mark, not Bristol.

  14. I want Brooke’s dress for some odd reason.
    Or maybe just her shape! :)

    ETA: Anybody know a good carpet cleaner? Trying to get the vomit out of my carpet after watching Flo kiss Greg Brady and then ‘talk’ about their relaysh.

  15. It will be interesting to see how they all do learning two dances. Jason Derulo sounded better on Georgia than he did on his own song. Nice job. It must have been all the moving around. Loved the dance to that too. Florence was very gracious. You should have been feeling guilty if you voted for Bristol after watching that. I think even Bristol felt a little guilty, if I read the look on her face correctly.

  16. Bye Mrs. Brady, I really liked watching you dance :(

    Oh, and Matt Giraud sang Georgia on My Mind much better than Derulo, just sayin.

  17. Oh, and Matt Giraud sang Georgia on My Mind much better than Derulo, just sayin.

    That is so true! \\

  18. So long Mrs. Brady. You were not, um, dull, that’s for sure. And you should have outlasted Bristol. Now pass the brain bleach.

    I think they should just rename rock week “Keep that mute button handy…seriously, have you heard our band?” week.

  19. This has prolly been discussed a million times, but: does “in jeopardy” actually mean anything different than “I’m not going to tell you yet whether or not they’re safe”.

    I cannot WAIT for “rock week” – this could be epic. Unless they whimpass out and just jive to a bunch of rock-a-billy. My personal no dance list: no Elvis, no Buddy Holly, no Chuck Berry. Not that it’s not good, but it’s an easy A.

  20. Florence should have outlasted Bristol for sure. But my own mother thought her shout-out to the late Robert Reed should have been done without mentioning he died of Aids, that it just wasn’t classy. I thought it smacked of pandering, myself.
    Bristol is just so talentless – she must go next week.

  21. For some reason, I thought Bristol was gone already. I guess not. Maybe I should tune in this season. lol…

    I love Mrs. Brady! :)

  22. My new favorite word is “brain bleach”. Ha! If I’m late to catch on, I’m sorry. But I love that!

  23. Next week is Rock Week. Oh, dear God….

    Ha! Great big smile and chuckle here. It’s the little things that crack me up! :)

  24. Clearone, we’re clearly outnumbered here, but I love Bristol & I’m glad she made it this far with not having ANY dance experience! Don’t worry folks, she’ll probably be leaving next week, but the girl truly has GUTS for going on there in the first place, and I give her props for that! GO BRISTOL! (It does look like she has a good loyal fan base though!)

  25. My first time to weigh in.. I thought Bristol was totally robbed last week, although there is no doubt that she has always played it too safe and had little passsion in her dancing.

    I really thought that Florence’s dance last week was just way over the top and this week was jerky and terrible, so I think it was the right move.

    I have to totally blame Corky for terrible choreography, just like I definitely blame Chelsi hightower for really bad choreography for Michael Bolton, not that he would have stayed, even if he had had better choreography!!

    I think Bristol is next unless something drastic happens. She has some potential, but she just doesn’t have the passion in her for dancing in public.

    I really don’t think Derek and Jennifer were really in the bottom……

  26. Bristol should’ve left before Florence Henderson. I mean, she was horrible. When she was announced safe, I figured we were going to get a surprise elimination. So, when Jennifer and Derek were told they were “in jeopardy”, I figured they were the ones who were going to be leaving and there was going to be an outrage about that with it all coming down on Bristol. Good thing I was wrong about Jennifer and Derek leaving.

    Let’s hope Rock Week and the two dances finally take Bristol out.

  27. LK10, I think you’re right about Bristol going next week, unless her fan base keeps her in, or Jennifer decides she just can’t do two dances (after all, she’s been complaining about it) ~ and I won’t miss her constant complaints either. Her remarks about Derek this week really did me in!

  28. I got tired of Florence’s sexual innuendos, so I was okay to see her go. Why don’t these senior citizens (Betty White, Cloris etc.) learn some restraint? They appear so immature when they try to be all sexy!! It is such a turn off. Ugh!

    Am I the only one rooting for Bristol? I just wish she would stop using the word “suck”. Yes, I am an old fuddy duddy senior myself and proud of it! :-)

  29. Lord I’m sorry to see Florence Henderson go. I really liked her. Ah well. And I still can’t believe Jennifer and Derek were in ‘jeopardy’ (really?). I’m not a Derek fan….but I’ve been pulling for Jennifer to win this season. She sparkles. As for Palin….why on earth is she still there? She kinda gives the impression she’d like to leave – like she thinks dancings some kind of sin (I find myself expecting to see Kevin Bacon suddenly appear). I feel sorry for the girl – but I’ll be glad to see the back of her.

  30. Bad things happen in 3s for sure. Looks like it was a bad week for television mom and pop icons. First offed was Mrs. Cleaver from LEAVE IT TO BEAVER. Then Mr. “C” (Cunningham) died today from HAPPY DAYS. And now Mrs. Brady tossed off Dancing with the Stars.

    WHAT KIND OF CRUEL WORLD DO WE LIVE IN??? Leave our TV PARENTS ALONE!

  31. like she thinks dancings some kind of sin (I find myself expecting to see Kevin Bacon suddenly appear).

    LMAO. Maybe Kevin Bacon will show up in their pre-dance package next week and give her a Ren pep talk.

    What did David do? He DANCED! Leaping and dancing before the lord. *smacks table* Leaping and dancing!

  32. So, in the same week we lose Tom Bosley and Barbara Billingsly, Florence Henderson is eliminated on DWTS.

    Not a good week for America’s parents.

  33. I thought Florence made a very classy exit. I’ll miss her, but not Corky. Hopefully, Bristol and Mark will leave next week, but I can see her mother’s conservative fanbase voting to keep them in past Kyle & Lacey and Audrina & Tony.

  34. Tone Deaf, I’m with you, I am a senior but that sexy stuff is so immature, makes me sick. Florence just keeps on talking, she could have said one nice thing and shut up.IMHO Bristol sucks, I just don’t like Cheryl anymore and I hate Lacey ! Love Derek, like to watch him dance,really don’t care for Jennifer even if she can dance.Derek is good and I liked Louis too as a dancer.

  35. This has prolly been discussed a million times, but: does “in jeopardy” actually mean anything different than “I’m not going to tell you yet whether or not they’re safe”.

    Webster, you’re right. On this show “in jeopardy” means nothing. It’s just the order the producers decide to reveal the couples that week. They could reveal the second lowest vote getter as SAFE first and put the top vote getter in JEOPARDY.

    Even when it came down to Rick and Florence, I suspect Rick wasn’t in the B2. Tom (and Brooke) are very specific with their words and will say the couples are both in the bottom two if they are in fact are. They used to always reveal the “real” B2, but stopped doing it a couple of seasons ago–I suppose because the producers think it adds more suspense this way since it makes it harder for the audience to grasp who is pulling in the votes and who is going home week to week.

  36. ToneDeaf:
    10/20/2010 at 3:50 am

    I got tired of Florence’s sexual innuendos, so I was okay to see her go. Why don’t these senior citizens (Betty White, Cloris etc.) learn some restraint? They appear so immature when they try to be all sexy!! It is such a turn off. Ugh!

    Am I the only one rooting for Bristol? I just wish she would stop using the word “suck”. Yes, I am an old fuddy duddy senior myself and proud of it!

    You aren’t the only one who likes Bristol. She sure is not the best dancer but should last two more weeks unless she screws up royally.

  37. Hopefully, Bristol and Mark will leave next week, but I can see her mother’s conservative fanbase voting to keep them in past Kyle & Lacey and Audrina & Tony.

    God forbid the fanbase makes her win. If so, I would NEVER EVER watch the show again nor support any of the advertisers.

  38. Am I the only one rooting for Bristol? I just wish she would stop using the word “suck”. Yes, I am an old fuddy duddy senior myself and proud of it!

    You aren’t the only one who likes Bristol. She sure is not the best dancer but should last two more weeks unless she screws up royally.

    Nope, you aren’t the only one rooting for Bristol. I like her too and considering she has never been a performer or danced, I think she has done well. She seems very real and down to earth to me and I like that! Go Bristol. I can identify with her for I can only imagine what it would be like to be DWTS before millions and never have danced or performed! I would have botched the monkey suit too! :)

  39. Oh, Mrs. Brady needed to go. She really got on my nerves. And the drama of JG is over the top. I don’t think Bristol will win but I still like her.

  40. Speaking of which…I can’t *wait* to hear “rock” as played by the skeery DWTS band. Shudder.

    The band is outstanding- even on something as outside their box as rock I think they will be fine.
    It’s the vocalists who crap all over everything.
    Big.
    Steaming.
    Piles.

  41. Next week Kyle and Audrina really in jeopardy to leaving home. Specially Audrina. Cause she is as boring as Bristol. Her only saving ground is her high score. Tony need to choreo more difficult routine and push them to reach nine or ten and not a safe 8.

    Kyle on the mean time need better score cause he is very entertaining but the low score can make him out next week. Looks like Jennifer, Brandy, Kurt and Rick are safe as long as they did not fighting or bitching.

    Next week Kyle, audrina and Bristol fighting for survival.

    I hate to said it but last season with Nicole, Evan, etc etc are much fun and competitive than this season and less diva attitude.

    So far only Derek and Jennifer shine and only Derek choreo different dancing than same old basic steps that I had seen so many times.

    Brandy and Audrina can dance very good but somehow Mark and Tony didnot really pushing hard with the choreo.

    Other celebs just had not reached the level with tough dancing. And probably will not.

  42. Next week based on the order of the dancing, we will know which celebs the producer want to stay between Audrina, Kyle and Bristol. Between the three of them, who will get first or second dancing and who will get pimp spot or at least second from last.

  43. God forbid the fanbase makes her win. If so, I would NEVER EVER watch the show again nor support any of the advertisers.

    This. If Bristol ends up winning the thing, I think I’m done with the show. She shouldn’t even be on there in the first place.

    Next week based on the order of the dancing, we will know which celebs the producer want to stay between Audrina, Kyle and Bristol. Between the three of them, who will get first or second dancing and who will get pimp spot or at least second from last.

    Bristol will go last. She never goes first or early in the show. She’s always last or near it. Even Jennifer and Derek went first. It’s her turn.

  44. This. If Bristol ends up winning the thing, I think I’m done with the show. She shouldn’t even be on there in the first place.

    I highly doubt Bristol will win and I say that liking her. But one never knows. I never thought one who sang out of tune would win AI.

  45. Sooooooooooooo happy Derek is safe!!!!!
    Awwww i liked florence–but if someone had to go im glad its her becuz i FLOVE everyone else (except bristol, whos meh)

  46. Why don’t these senior citizens (Betty White, Cloris etc.) learn some restraint? They appear so immature when they try to be all sexy!! It is such a turn off. Ugh!

    This is so funny and cute; I almost choked from laughing. :grin: I just pray I have the energy and ability to be like Florence when I am her age. It is inspiring. Ofcourse, it may have been scripted; but, that’s fine with me. Florence has such class and I will miss her. I’d rather have seen Bristol go home, mainly because I think she wanted to go home. She seems to lack basic rhythm, but apparently has a strong fan base. At least she seems to be trying.

    I hate to said it but last season with Nicole, Evan, etc etc are much fun and competitive than this season and less diva attitude.

    Thank you for putting into words what I am feeling.

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