Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas are eliminated – VIDEO
Aw. Bye Mrs. Brady! It’s kinda sad you got kicked off DWTS the night you danced to the the theme song of the show that made you famous!
I am bummed to see you go. I mean, your dancing was not good, but it wasn’t the worst of the week. No, that would be Bristol Palin who not only is a terrible dancer, but also really really boring. Even the monkey suit couldn’t make her interesting.
I dunno, Florence and her Greg Brady TMI might have creeped a few voters out this week.
Hopefully, next week’s Rock Week will finally do Bristol in.
Speaking of which…I can’t *wait* to hear “rock” as played by the skeery DWTS band. Shudder.
Live blog and Videos after the JUMP…
Living blogging the Dancing With The Stars Week 5 results. Who is going home tonight?
Shakira and Jason Derulo will perform tonight.
Eliminations begin with Kyle and Lacey and Bristol and Mark, the two couples at the bottom of the leader board. Kyle and Lacey are safe. AND SO ARE BRISTOL AND MARK. ARRGH.
The judges request Brandy and Maks’ charming quickstep as tonight’s reprise performance.
Bring it like Bruno! It’s tonight’s first bit of filler featuring Bruno in a parody exercise video. (It’s actually sorta funny.)
Jason Derulo performs his hit “In My Head”. After, Brooke goes backstage with Bristol and Kyle. Bristol and Mark were surprised to be safe. – VIDEO
Now, it’s time for the highest-scoring couples, Jennifer and Derek and Brandy and Maks. But first, more comedy filler. “Easy Steps” featuring the stars and their pros. Learn to dance AND open pickle jars. It’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
Back from break. Brandy and Maks are safe. Jennifer and Derek are STILL IN JEOPARDY. Oh. BITCH PLEASE.
Bernadette and her family are from the Congo. They escaped from Africa, barely with their lives. The Dad and kids learned a dance routine to surprise their mom, who loves DWTS. They dance to “Beggin'” . Aw, this is sweet. – VIDEO
Rick and Cheryl and Kurt and Anna are next. The next couple SAFE is Kurt and Anna. Rick and Cheryl are IN JEOPARDY.
The HOFF, Margaret Cho and the Situation star in the next joke infomercial. The Sledgehammer! It’s the parade of losers!
Shakira takes the stage to sing her latest single, “Loca” – VIDEO
Jason Derulo is back to sing the Ray Charles classic, “Georgia on My Mind” – VIDEO
Backstage with Brooke, Tony says the band missed the first 4 counts of their song. Florence would hate to go home. Ooo. Photographic evidence of Audrina’s lift! Audrina and Tony are SAFE. Florence and Corky are IN JEOPARDY
The results! Rick and Cheryl, Florence and Corky and Jennifer and Derek take center stage. Who is safe? Jennifer and Derek are safe (of course).
Rick and Cheryl are SAFE. Florence and Corky are ELIMINATED.
Florence says DWTS is one of the best produced shows she’s ever been involved with. It was really hard work, but she loved it. She hopes she inspired people to get up and dance.
Next week is Rock Week. Oh, dear God….
Safe:
- Kyle and Lacey
- Bristol and Mark
- Brandy and Maks
- Kurt and Anna
- Audrina and Tony
- Jennifer and Derek
- Rick and Cheryl
