American Idol 2016 San Francisco Audition – Brian Dale Brown
Brian Dale Brown – Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers – He and his girlfriend have been together for years. She’s 15 years older “She’s definitely a cougar,” he says. Alrighty, then. He has auditioned TEN TIMES and never passed the initial audition until now. There is no way this dude is good. They ask him his favorite movie, for some reason. When he calls Danny Elfman a musical genius, and then apologizes, Harry acts ALL OFFENDED. OMG. He’s going to sing Unchained Melody. Trainwreck coming! He also does terrible impressions. He demonstrates his Keith Urban impression…WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? And Scooby Doo–which pretty much anyone can do. Harry combines Scooby and Keith, and it’s pretty bizarre. Brian growls through the entire performance. It’s very LOUD. He looks pained, like he’s trying to pass an especially large poop. Keith calls the performance “powerful.” That’s one way to put it. Harry says he has a good voice. WHAT? NO HE CAN’T SING. WTF? They gave that dude a ticket? WHAT THE HELL? 3 yesses
