I’ll be live blogging the 69th Golden Globe Awards tonight. Check out the list of nominees here. Look for photos below.
Katharine McPhee and Adam Levine are set to present. Watch for the cast of Glee. The show is nominated for Best Television Series Comedy or Musical.
Once again, Ricky Gervais will act as host. I’m betting on Gervais dialing it back this year after last year’s controversial turn. But, we’ll see. Just the anticipation of what he’ll say will probably have people tuning in!
Ricky Gervais takes the stage. Britain’s biggest comedian, hosting the second biggest awards show on the 3rd largest network…
Here it goes! Ricky is reading a list of rules from the Foreign pess “Don’t mention Mel Gibson or Jodie Foster’s Beaver”. She’s laughing in the audience. Kim Kardashian jokes now. Justin Bieber taking a paternity test. “Only way he could have impregnated a woman if he borrowed one of Martha Stewart’s turkey baster”.
Johnny Depp takes the stage to present an award “Have you seen the Tourist yet?” asks Ricky. “Uhm no. Oh boy. he’s fun” says Johnny. He introduces Best Drama Film “Hugo” directed by Martin Scorsese. And we see a clip.
Gerard Butler and Mila Kunis Take the stage. They present Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture to Christopher Plumber for “Beginners”.
Ashton Kutcher and Elle McPhereson presents Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series Comedy or Musical to Laura Dern for “Enlightened”
Julianne Moore and Rob Lowe take the stage to present Miss Golden Globe. There was a teleprompter mishap. They ended up reading off a sheet of paper. Rainey Qualley, The daughter of Andie McDowell is Miss Golden Globe.
Next it’s Best Mini-Series or TV Movie which goes to Downton Abbey.
Best TV Movie or Mini-series goes to Kate Winslet in Mildred Pierce. She’s thanking a lot of people! The
Frieda Pinto introduces the Woody Allen film, “Midnight in Paris” up for a slew of awards, including best movie.
Jeremy Irons and someone from the Hollywood Foreign Press say a few words on behalf of the organization.
Jake Gyllenhaal introduces “My Week With Marilyn” one of the films nominated for Best Film
Ricky takes people to task for prattling on in acceptance speech. Thank God and your agent. “God and my agent had exactly the same amount of input in my career.”
Melissa McCarthy and Paula Patton present Best Actor TV Series Drama to Kelsey Grammer for Boss
Best TV Series – Drama goes to Homeland. I’ve never seen, but this show, starring Claire Danes, is supposed to be really fantastic.
Adam Levine and Jimmy Fallon take the stage to present Best Original Score, Motion Picture to The Artist, Ludovic Bource.
Best Original Song goes to Masterpiece by Madonna from W.E. Ha ha. Shot of Elton John in the audience looking all pissy. Personally, I was rooting for Chris Cornell’s “The Keeper”
Some chick from Turkey said…something. Not quite sure what happened there.
Katharine McPhee and Debra Messing take the stage to present Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV to Idris Elba for ‘Luther’
Brad Pitt introduces Best Film nominee “The Ides of March”
Seth Rogan and Kate Beckinsale take the stage to present Best Actress in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical to Michele Williams for My Week with Marilyn Seth makes a penis joke! “I’m Seth Rogan and I’m currently trying to conceal a massive erection.” Michele’s thanked her daughter, Matilde (her father is the late Heath Ledger).
Piper Perabo and Sarah Michelle Gellar present Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television goes to Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones (He’s the little guy!) Ha ha… Jesse Tyler Ferguson holds up a handmade “Whatever” sign when Eric Stonestreet is announced as one of the nominees.
Ricky Gervais introduces George Clooney – “If George Clooney gets any more popular or any more handsome, he’ll be hosting this puppy this year” – I think Ricky has a crush!
George Clooney introduces the nominated film “Money Ball”
Jessica Alba and Channing Tatum present Best Animated Feature Film to The Adventures of Tintin
Ewan McGregor introduces the film “50-50”. HAWWWWT.
Clive Owen and Nicole Kidman present Best Screenplay, Motion Picture to Woody Allen for Midnight in Paris. Of course, Woody isn’t there. “Come and get it Woody” says Nicole.
Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy sing a duet to present Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for TV to Jessica Lange for American Horror Story. Yes, Felicity and William really sang the intro. Cute.
Ricky Gervais introduces Madonna and manages to diss Elton John: “Our next presenter is the Queen of Pop. Not you Elton, sit down. She’s all woman.” Elton. Not looking happy! “…she’s just like a Virgin” (Ricky coughs). “Why don’t you come over here and do something about it?” Says Madonna. “I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years….on TV”. She presents Best Foreign Film to “A Separation” from Iran.
Dustin Hoffman takes the stage. He’s won 6 Golden Globes! He thanks his wife and his agent. He presents Best Actress in a TV Series Drama to Claire Danes for Homeland. She won last year for “Temple Grandin” and also as a 15 year old for “My So Called Life”. She says she forgot to thank her parents the first time she won. She dedicates the award to her parents and her husband.
Emily Blunt introduces the film “Bridesmaids” “Women, too, can poop their pants.”
Tina Fey and Jane Lynch take the stage to present Best Actor in a TV Series Comedy Or Musical to Matt LeBlanc for “Episodes” PENIS JOKE! High Five. Heh. These two are both so divine.
Bradley Cooper takes the stage to present Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture to Octavia Spencer for The Help.
Reese Witherspoon introduces the film “The Decendents”
Sydney Poitier takes the stage. He gets a standing ovation! PREGNANT PAUSE. Oh. He’s presenting Morgan Freeman with the Cecil B. Demille lifetime achievement award. Sydney gives a very strange speech. His hard, hard stare is scaring me a little.
Helen Mirren takes the stage next. Oh. This is still about Morgan. Helen is funny! Only one movie with you, Morgan! I could have been a penguin (waddle) He. She introduces a montage of Morgan’s films.
Morgan takes the stage and gives a very heartfelt speech. “If you do what you love, you’ll never have to work a day in your life.”
Robert Downy Jr. takes the stage. He namechecks his dad, Robert Downy Sr. as a film “pioneer” while he introduces “The Artist”.
Angelina Jolie takes the stage to present Best Director Motion Picture to Martin Scorsese for “Hugo” He manages to thank a lot of people. Doesn’t even get played off!
Ricky Gervais introduces Salma Hyek and Antonio Banderes. Whoa…was something bleeped? “I couldnt understand a fucking word they said” is maybe what Ricky said. Antonio answers Ricky in Spanish. “Ricky, I Don’t Understand him either!” says Salma. They present Best TV Series Comedy or Musical to Modern Family. OF COURSE! Sofia Vergara and producer, Steve Levitan, accept the award in two languages. Sofia is hilarious.
Michele Pfieffer takes to stage to introduce Steven Spielberg’s “War Horse”.
Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel present Best Actor in a Motion Picture to Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical t0 Jean Dujardin from The Artist. He’s very French. Very.
Queen Latifa introduces the film “The Help”
Ricky Gervais is back on stage “Its so good to have a job where you can get drunk and say what you want.” Here’s how Ricky introduces Colin Firth: “He’s very racist. I’ve seen him punch a little blind kitten Please welcome the evil Colin Firth.” LMAO.
Colin Firth presents Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture Drama to Meryl Streep. She’s bleeped for saying the word “Shit” and she rambles on endlessly until she’s finally played off. But she’s having none of it. People in the audience help her remember who her fellow nominees are so she can thank them.
Jane Fonda (6 time winner!) takes the stage to present Best Motion Picture – Comedy Or Musical to ‘The Artist’ – The super-ADORABLE Jack Russell terrier joins the cast on stage. The producer thanks his father, the actor and filmmaker, Claude Berri
Ricky Gervais introduces Natalie Portman “She took time out to have baby…as a result she’s nominated for nothing this year…here’s the incredibly foolish Natalie Portman.”
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture Drama goes to George Clooney for The Decedents
Harrison Ford presents Best Motion Picture Drama to “The Descendents”. The producers call George Clooney “The quarterback” of the movie.
Ricky Gervais thanks everyone. Hm. He really dialed it back this year. Still funny, but not brutal.
Best Motion Picture Drama
Ides of March
Best Director, Motion Picture
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
George Clooney, The Ides of March
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture Drama
Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady”
Tilda Swinton, We Need to Talk About Kevin
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture Drama
George Clooney, “The Descendants”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “J. Edgar”
Michael Fassbender, Shame
Ryan Gosling, Ides of March
Brad Pitt, “Moneyball”
Best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical
Midnight in Paris
My Week with Marilyn
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical
Jodie Foster, Carnage
Charlize Theron, Young Adult
Kristin Wiig, Bridesmaids
Michelle Williams, My Week with Marilyn
Kate Winslet, Carnage
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Brendan Gleeson, The Guard
Joseph Gordon Levitt, 50/50
Ryan Gosling, Crazy Stupid Love
Owen Wilson, Midnight in Paris
Best Foreign Language Film
The Flowers of War
In the Land of Blood and Honey
The Kid With A Bike
The Skin I Live In
Best Animated Feature Film
The Adventures of Tintin
Puss in Boots
Winnie the Pooh
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Berenice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, “The Help”
Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Kenneth Branagh, “My Week with Marilyn”
Albert Brooks, Drive
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Viggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method
Christopher Plummer, “Beginners”
Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Woody Allen – Midnight in Paris
Michael Hazanavicius – The Artist
George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon – The Ides of March
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash – The Descendants
Steve Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin – Moneyball
Best Television Series Drama
American Horror Story
Game of Thrones
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series Drama
Claire Danes, Homeland
Mireille Enos, The Killing
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Madeleine Stowe, Revenge
Callie Thorne, Necessary Roughness
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Kelsey Grammer, Boss
Jeremy Irons, The Borgias
Damian Lewis, Homeland
Best Television Series Comedy or Musical
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series Comedy or Musical
Laura Dern, Enlightened
Zooey Deschanel, New Girl
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series Comedy or Musical
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
David Duchovny, Californication
Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Best TV Movie or Mini-series
Too Big to Fail
Best Actor in a Mini-series or TV Movie
Best Actress in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Maggie Smith, Downtown Abbey
Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Tim Robbins, Cinema Verite
Guy Pearce, Mildred Pierce
Best Original Score Motion Picture
The Artist, Ludovic Bource
W.E., Abel Korzeniowski
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Trent Rezbir and Atticus Ross
Hugo, Howard Shore
War Horse, John Williams
Best Original Song – Motion Picture
Hello Hello – Gnomeo & Juliet,
The Keeper – Machine Gun Preacher
Lay Your Head Down – Albert Nobbs
The Living Proof – The Help
Masterpiece – W.E.