David Arquette and Kym Johnson are eliminated from Dancing With the Stars.
Only 6 celebrities remain, and one of them leaves us tonight! My guess? Nancy Grace. Sad. I think she’s been improving a lot.
Justin Bieber in on the show tonight. Has he even put out any new material recently? Oh. It’s a “world premier.” He’s singing “Never Say Never” from his movie. The Biebs is aight, but I’m not loving the chorus of this at all. The other parts actually sound fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHe0pM9x3g4
Tonight’s encore goes to…Team Paso (Hope&Maks, Rob&Cheryl, Ricki&Derek).
Rob and Cheryl talk about Rob’s big butt. The duo took second place with 51 points to their Adams family routine last week. Nancy and Tristan‘s jive was not very strong last night. They finished in last place with a 43. The first couple in the bottom two are…Nancy and Tristan. Rob and Cheryl are safe.
In the skybox, Nancy says she’s got a 50% chance of leaving, BUT IT’S NOT OVER YET. Brooke asks Rob if he thinks he is the dark horse. Rob says no (because he’s not a horse), and Brooke calls him the “dark human.” Ironic that I just read an essay on political correctness…
A young dancer is here tonight. She had a tumor in her cerebellum, and had to completely recover. She didn’t let the surgery prohibit her from dancing. Christina Perri is singing “Arms.” I love Christina’s tone and vocal quality. No ballroom dancing, but contemporary stylings on the dancefloor! Pretty. Oooh. Aaah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAgo7f70mKo
Derek Hough takes the dance floor with So You Think You Can Dance’s own Allison Holker! I wonder how they got her here! It’s an argentine tango. Is Allison even trained in ballroom/Latin!? Who caers, she looks incredible with Derek! This is reallye xquisite dancing. That was soooo great oh my goodness. I loved that. Standing O! I didn’t want that to end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMNR7VodEbk
Ricki Lake and Derek Hough and J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff are next. Ricki in first place, J.R. down in fourth. Ricki and Derek are safe. J.R. must be safe too, because they only have a bottom 2, and 2 people still need to hear their fates. He’s safe!
Justin Bieber is singing a song from his holiday album. ‘Tis the season for Lady Gaga’s “Christmas Tree!” Yay Christmas music. SHARP. STOP NOW, JB. Okay, better. Hi, Boyz II Men. I like the ending.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3MTN4C7A8M
Hope and Maks and David and Kym are out last two couples. I think David will be in trouble with Nancy. Hope was third, David was fifth on the judges’ leaderboards. Hope and Maks are safe. So obviously by process of elimination David and Kym are in the bottom 2. That was absolutely horrible planning. Who else could it possibly be?
For the first time all season, I find myself connecting to all of the contestants in some way. I don’t want any of them to leave, especially not Nancy or David! I like them both. Rob..eh… At least whoever goes knows that he or she made it past the half-way mark. The couple leaving is…DAVID AND KYM!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh. My. Gosh. I’m upset by this, not going to lie. I hope him and Courtney are making up, and I loved seeing his daughter in the audience clapping for him.
