Today’s “Caption This!”

“The Scarecrow, Tinman and the lion finally reached the Wizard whom they feared, to find out to thier dismay and relief isjust an old man” Just for the sake of Clive it was the old version not the new sci-fi one.

“Ryan, Simon and Randy, during their day-trip to the wax museum, pose with the wax figure of Hugh Hefner”

(We all know Hef is WAY too cool to pose with them in person!)

oops the wizard is Hugh…old guy w/ bunnies not just old record guy which explains thier smiling faces at reaching the end of the yellow brick road.

Hef calls in Randy and Ryan for an intervention to keep Simon away from tanning salons?

I don’t know why Simon felt the need to display his beet red chest during top 12 guys night last week. Shudder.

Eeeuuuuwwwww (my caption)

“Hef, we were listed as references for your latest applicant? Well, Amy isn’t that good of a singer, but we think she’d make a great Playmate.”

‘Playboy’ mogul Hugh Hefner celebrates his 110th birthday with his favorite playmates, American Idol stooges Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson.

Thanks Hugh for a lovely time.

Where the eff are all of the women? So annoying. A constant refrain in my head at work.

Thanks Heff!! We needed that! See even Simon is smiling..

Thought bubble above Simon’s head………..

“What the hell am I doing here? What could I possibly have in common with Hef? Wait, it’s right at the tip of my tongue. The word starts with an………”e”. Is it…something like…exploitation????

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I’ve always tried to figure out how to make money off of the girls who have been eliminated. An American Idol/Playboy collaboration!!! That’s it!! We can sell it as Playboy Gives Back – saving Idol female rejects from obscurity. The public will eat it up and realize how much we care about our contestants – well, the pretty, young females, anyway – even after they are eliminated.

Damn, I’m good.”

Hef: Either these are the ugliest three women ever or I need new bifocals.

What’s Simon got in his hand? A package of ciggies? A party favour? The crushed dreams of Colton Berry?

The Three Stooges Visit Madame Tussaud’s Wax Musuem.

oh, didn’t see KristivA’s post.

Still I’m standing by it !

carolina – great minds think alike!

Past, Present and Future.

really KistiVA — we’ll share !

Remake of My Three Son’s?

Hef’s new motto: “bro’s, not ho’s”

Hey! For once, I’m not the shortest! -Ryan

It’s a deal… if paula’s comeback flops i’ll find her a place at the mansion

My caption:

Sleeze and Sleezier

What? No Bunnies, Dawg?