good call Kirstenà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.I think it could be something about going green in honor of Earth Day. Damn them DJs for making me wonder about something so stupidà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.lol

Like a new “Green” car driven onto the idol stage.

I’m lovin’ these posts!!!!!!!!!! :lol_tb:

Threads like these are on of the bestest things about mj’s!!!!

Eliminate 3 instead of 2. That would be different.

LOL this year, that would be a great idea. Lil, Matt, Danny, and Anoop, take your pick. In fact, send 4 home.

I think Paula will release her new single near the end of the show and the Idols will be dancing to it, possibly with some SYTYCD people.

No, no, no. I have already had enough of their hawking her jewelry.

Then Jeff Archuleta will rush on to the stage, grab the microphone away from David, and announce that the recounts have finally been completed, and Cook still won. BUT… it was the wrong Cook!

Kristy Lee Cook will then take stage riding prone on a horse with the words “for-sale” branded into its hindquarters. She then will perform a hoedown-type version of the Magic Rainbow that she prefaces by announcing that it was inspired by her arrangement of “Eight Days A Week” from Beatles Night last year.

The other Season 7 finalists sit in the audience. Michael Johns mumbles something about American audiences and vote-splitting, Carly Smithson mumbles something about how “that country bitch already sold more albums than me”, and Syesha Mercado mumbles something about the Civil Rights Movement, women’s suffrage, and the Holocaust.

Meanwhile David Archuleta makes nervous, giggly small-talk with Susan Boyle, Brooke White cries, David Hernandez pole-dances, Amanda Overmeyer swigs from her flask, Jason Castro blinks repeatedly before falling asleep, and Ramiele Malubay doesn’t do anything because she’s boring. And David Cook leans back in his seat and looks happier than he’s ever looked in his entire life.

Back onstage, Danny Gokey walks over to congratuate Kristy after she finishes singing, shows her a picture of Sophia, points to the sky, and asks for her number. Then, the trapdoors in the stage open up and, you know… the part about the crocodiles I mentioned upthread….

I think Paula will release her new single near the end of the show and the Idols will be dancing to it, possibly with some SYTYCD people.

Only problem: Adam would step up to trade places and Ken would slap him down and say, à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“Not you, Idiot! For godsakes, we need you for ratings!à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ 

In response, Adam sings a faneffingtastic version of “I’m going home” from Rocky Horror, tosses the mic, and walks off the stage. He walks through the crowd to the sound of thunderous applause, dragging Ken Warwick behind him, who is hanging to Adam’s leg screaming, “Nooooo! What have I done!?”

maybe paula will dance for her life on idol. if she pleases the producers, she gets to stay for another season.

Hee!

Much ado is made about Americaà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s big mistake. Ken Warwick in a flash of genius will have instructed Ryan to then pointedly look at Anoop, who is wiping the sweat off his lip in celebration, and ask if any of singers who are declared safe would willingly trade places with anyone in the B3 to save a friend who deserves to stay.

LOL Only problem: Adam would step up to trade places and Ken would slap him down and say, “Not you, Idiot! For godsakes, we need you for ratings!”

Either that, or nostrem’s suggestion with the whole gator pit thing, only substitute sharks with laser beams attatched to their heads for gators.

I think someone has already suggested it but perhaps theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢re going to announce that next week is a Viewerà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s Choice and the fans get to choose the songs to be sung next week.

They did that on Rockstar….there was a choice of three songs per person and you voted online to pick one. The problem was of course fanbases sabotaging the singers they viewed as the biggest threat to their fave.