Paula Abdul: Still Without a Contract Plus Something Big May Happen on Idol Tonight.

John Jay and Rich, the morning DJs at KISS Phoenix reported on their radio show this morning that something à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“bigà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬  is going to happen on tonightà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s results showà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬’something thatà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s never happened before.

They’ll point out the highest vote-getter, I think. That’s never been done before.

maybe danny will go

They also had the opportunity to hang out with the Idols on set. There, they learned the details of what will go down tonight. They were told NOT to discuss it on radio this morning.

If Danny’s going, why would the idols know?

I’m thinking Ryan will line them up from highest to lowest vote getter or something.

If Paula leaves who will entertain Simon? Cause most weeks it’s not the singers

it’s probably something lame that’s no big deal anyway. I would think that if it’s anything to do with the results in any way, shape, or form then the contestants wouldn’t know anything about it.

Maybe they’ll have 3 (instead of 2) in the Finale…

Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢m thinking Ryan will line them up from highest to lowest vote getter or something.

That just seems to make the most sense….

What else hasn’t been done on Idol before?

…or they’ll reveal vote totals for each contestant?

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll point out the highest vote-getter, I think. Thatà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s never been done before.

They’ve done that at least 7 times. LOL.

Maybe they are refering to the “Paula does coreography” thing?

Or maybe, because it’s Earth day, they will use candles instead of 7 TerraWatts worth of lights.

Or maybe, to encourage others to not waste wash water, Simon will wear the same shirt he wore last night. Nah, he does that all that time already.

maybe they will just crown Adam the winner and the rest can duke it out for the other positions….

I think it’s something lame like Paula will be dancing and singing with the group number (remember, she was going to choreograph it?)!! That’s my guess.

The contestants would have to know about that, because of rehearsal.

I WISH they would reveal votes…but I doubt that will ever happen.

Myabe Paula will get up and dance on stage during a disco number.

oh….maybe it’s that Paula’s performing with them during the group number?? she did choreograph it so I guess it’s possible??

ETA: I guess most of us thought of this at the same time haha

à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦or theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll reveal vote totals for each contestant?

I think that they are more likely to shoot the bootee than reveal the vote totals. Those vote totals seem to require a higher security clearance than the nuclear missle launch codes.

You know in the past, I would say that Paula was posturing for more money, perks, or something else. Now after this having occurred so many times, I am not convinced that she won’t leave. I think that hiring Kara insulted her, and maybe she feels unappreciated. Leaving them to deal with the Kara mess would be poetic justice.

As for the big whatev…. maybe someone will leave of their own volition after having landed the role, job of the century? Or maybe they will say, you damn voters are so fucking stupid that we will ignore what you say and will pick who we think you really wanted to go home….or just another one of those smoke blowing unsurprises that idol is famous for.

Don’t give a shi^ really, my little Archie is coming home tonight! Boot them all but Adam, and let’s have us a show!

Maybe have Archie pick the lowest group, Adam will stay on the couch as top vote getter.

Oh no, Adam and Danny are voted off???

good call Kirsten….I think it could be something about going green in honor of Earth Day. Damn them DJs for making me wonder about something so stupid….lol

Myabe Paula will get up and dance on stage during a disco number.

If you take out two words – “on stage” – I could have said she does that all the time.

I think that they are more likely to shoot the bootee than reveal the vote totals.

Ahhhh, wishful thinking. It probably is Paula dancing. Tsk.

Bwah Kirsten – I bet Simon has 50 versions of the same black sweater/T shirt.

“this morning that something à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“bigà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬  is going to happen on tonightà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s results showà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬’something thatà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s never happened before.”

They will finish on time?

They will reveal all the final tallies?

No Ford commercial?

Simon will not utter one discouraging word.

Simon will wear a colour other than black or white?

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage? Just joking peeps.

I heard Condi Rice and Randy Jackson had dinner or lunch yesterday, hmmm, maybe something Presidential is up?

In regards to Paula leaving….I think that Idol is in it’s last stages as it is, changing the judges is no big deal at this point, and to be honest I think it could be cool to stir things up by bringing in fresh perspectives. By only bringing in one new judge it’s like she’s trying to fit the mold sometimes to be part of the group. If Simon really is leaving they should get rid of all of them and start fresh….the show has about 2 years left as is, it’s only shot at lasting longer is to figure out how to shake things up in a way that works. Oh and they should never replace Ryan, dude cracks me up

Freakin hilarious comments!! LOLLOLLOL

MAYBE they’ll crown Archie the winner of Season 8!!!

I bet Paula is dancing, since she choreographed the group number, right?

My vote is that Paula dances with the idols ON STAGE. (LOL Gwen)
Or maybe, Randy plays bass with the band.
Or they fire Kara on-air.
Or Simon takes the night off and Nigel takes his place.
Or they announce a former Idol as next week’s mentor.

Ooooh. I like that one! But nah, I think Paula dancing on stage is the best bet.

MJ (or anyone), what is the big deal with this radio duo from Phoenix? Are they nationally syndicated? I’m trying to figure out why they have such a relationship to Pauler.

Oh please. Whatever it is it will not be “big”. It will be medium sized at best. They suck with the hyping up nonsense.

Maybe all the judges will be in the group number?

Maybe have Archie pick the lowest group.

:lol_tb:

I heard Condi Rice and Randy Jackson had dinner or lunch yesterday, hmmm, maybe something Presidential is up?

President Obama will be there…?

You guys are hilarious! :laugh_tb: But seriously, I wish they would reveal the vote totals. That would be great. Or line them up in order, as somone suggested.

I have a feeling it’s not Paula dancing. I don’t know why, I guess it’s just something about how they worded it. I’m probably wrong though. :tongue1_tb:

I honestly hope Paula sticks around at least until Simon’s contract is up. Then, like it was discussed yesterday in another post, Simon can turn S10 AI into S1 X Factor. Just wishful thinking :)

MAYBE theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll crown Archie the winner of Season 8!!!

I like this idea…

Trapdoors in the floor will open up and the contestants, judges, band, and Ryan will all be devoured by hungry crocodiles in pits below. But, the crocodiles’ appetities will not be sated and they will then head on over to the Fox studios and gobble up everyone with associated with the network and almost all of its televised show productions.

As a gesture of goodwill toward the television audience, the crocs will spare the casts and crews of 24, Sarah Connor, and Dollhouse. Perhaps House too, once the crocodiles have perused the shooting scripts for the upcoming episodes– it will be a judgment call on their parts, and one that could go either way. Finally, the crocs will regurgitate Jeff Foxworthy and Wayne Brady and eat them both again, just to make really, really sure….

I bet it’s Paula dancing in the group number, woopdedo.

That’s quite a bloodbath you have envisioned, noctem. Of course, results show IS in the 9pm hour and not the 8pm “family” hour.

My guess – rumored a week or so – Susan Boyle that frumpy, sensational you tube hit the 47 yr old, never been kissed singer from Britain will make her American debut

Unless Paula flounces on stage and declares she’s quitting, I think this is a big fake out. She is probably dancing and singing with the Idols in a lavish group number, as I heard rumors the SYTYCD kids will be on hand as well.

*Archie will sing the disco medley and that guy from KC and the Sunshine Band will have to sing “Touch My Hand.”

*Adam won’t wear guyliner

*Allison won’t wear the hand-me-downs of Xena, Warrior Princess

*Danny will decide to leave the competition after its learned that he’s the head of a pyramid scheme involving that terrible titan itself, Lens Crafters

*Ryan will announce that the highest vote getter will now be eliminated due to a rule change whereby you vote to kick contestants off; this rule will be retroactive for this week and Adam will be sent packing. Adam is booked as the AI alumni performance for next week, having already released his album within the span of 7 days. He cites Kristy Lee Cook as his inspiration.

Joyceanna, Ryan said he would talk to TPTB about Susan, but I doubt they could get her that fast, especially since BGT isn’t over. My guess is she will be in the finale, if anything.

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I think ità ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s something lame like Paula will be dancing and singing with the group number (remember, she was going to choreograph it?)!! Thatà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s my guess.

This. I listened. They were also talking about Paula’s new single and how they think it will be the new “dance anthem”. They were asking when it will be released and will she perform it and stuff.

I think she might perform her new single and do it LIVE for the first time in a LOOOOONG time.

They’ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

I think she might perform her new single and do it LIVE for the first time in a LOOOOONG time.

Why would she want to risk it? A lot of people have pretty much forgotten what a terrible live singer she was–why remind them?

I think she’s just going to dance on the stage with the Idols.

I think she might perform her new single and do it LIVE for the first time in a LOOOOONG time.

If that’s true, I’m expecting a trainwreck and lots of backlash. Fun!

ETA:

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

:lol_tb: :lol_tb: :lol_tb:

Correction: She’ll DANCE live while she lipsynchs. She hasn’t done THAT in ages either.

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

LOL jpfan. “Look, you need to dirty it up, Susan! Get nasty!”

I hope it’s true that the SYTYCD people will be there. Because if Paula is doing choreography for the Top 7, it’s not going to be pretty. (I’ll have Mark & Twitch please, thankyew)

It’ll either be Paula dancing with the contestants, something for Earth Day, or there were a tie in the votes and 3 people are going home.

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

lol .. do you mean have sex with Kara’s boyfriend (seeing as Susan doesn’t have one).

I’m with the rest of you that say it’ll probably be something to do with the group number and Paula could be involved in some way …. she’ll probably be carried on Cleopatra style on one of those sedan chair thingies .. and then Adam will appear in his Ten Commandments slave outfit and feed her grapes.

Nope. Taylor Hicks will finally make a guest appearance and Simon will leave the panel for a bathroom break.

I hope it’s not Paula performing – yuck.

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

I love you LOL! :lol_tb:

It has to be about her dancing if the contestants know about it.

I think Paula will sing and dance tonight, but it will be pre-taped so that it’s just as she wants it. I’m actually looking forward to it. LOL.

How about — David will sing two songs and one will be “To Be With You” with Kara, who sang with him for his album?? :biggrin_wp:

My guess – rumored a week or so – Susan Boyle that frumpy, sensational you tube hit the 47 yr old, never been kissed singer from Britain will make her American debut

Oh please no. I do not want that woman on my show.

There is not a chance in hell Paula is singing live on tv. She didn’t ever sing live back in the late 80′s when she was still pretending to be a singer.

Also – she’s full of crap with her phony contract ploys. Who’s going to hire her? To do what? No way she leaves this gig.

But, since she did choreograph the group dance (which I cannot wait to see). I’m guessing the something “big” is an appearance of MC Scat Cat. :)

OK here’s my kinda OUT THERE guess!!

Since “Dancing With The Stars” and “American Idol” share the same studio (they’re literally next door to each other), they will bring the “Dancing” stars onto the Idol stage in a a major DISCO DANCING EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Which, if you think about it, isn’t that much of a stretch. Several Fox/”So You Think You Can Dance” alumni” have graduated to being “pros” on “Dancing With The Stars”. They shows seem to be pretty friendly with each other too.

I hope ità ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s not Paula performing – yuck.

Its totally Paula performing, probably with the group number. Lame.

I like y’alls options much better. :laugh_tb:

But, since she did choreograph the group dance (which I cannot wait to see). Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢m guessing the something à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“bigà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬  is an appearance of MC Scat Cat. :)

MC Scat Cat! Lol, that would be EPIC.

Whatever it is you guys just ruined it, cause I’m sure it won’t be as cool and as funny as your options!

Something theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve never done on the show before.

Hmmm, is there any such thing? LOL

Ok, I’m going with, there’ll be a shock boot (Danny) and then they’ll do some reversal of last week’s save and trade Danny for Matt, sending Lil and Matt home. Talk about controversy and buzz…

Who knows, maybe they’ll ask the other contestants to vote, or they’ll ask KC and crew their view (assuming they’re appearing live), or maybe Simon will just be the omnipotent one and declare that they were wrong about Matt last week.

LOL Ok, I’m way out there now, I know. But the guys said be sure and watch the entire show to find out, and I don’t think they’d save the group number for the end. Maybe the SYTYCD dancers performing they would, but they’ve been on Idol before.

Hmmmm, intriquing. Fun to speculate. But yeah, I expect it to be nothing and we’ll all think it’s ridiculous…

ok….paula abdul dancing…pretty fair guess but…

Let’s have Randy play bass, Kara singing, Paula dancing, and Simon – well Simon can be the maypole in the middle!

Theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll have Susan Boyle on and Kara will tell her to go home and have sex with her bf. So then she can be a complete package artist.

Ha!!!

Hey, Paula’s quite the choreographer, so I’m looking forward to it.

Maybe Randy’s going to play bass, while Kara sings and Paula Dances…. and Simon gives them all dirty looks?

Simon gives them all dirty looks?

…or shoots them the finger, whichever they prefer.

Letà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s have Randy play bass, Kara singing, Paula dancing, and Simon – well Simon can be the maypole in the middle!

Maybe Randyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s going to play bass, while Kara sings and Paula Dancesà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦. and Simon gives them all dirty looks?

These are great! :laugh_tb:

LOL – Tess, we were totally on the same page there.

matt quits tonite thats the shocker

My guess – rumored a week or so – Susan Boyle that frumpy, sensational you tube hit the 47 yr old, never been kissed singer from Britain will make her American debut

And Simon will be her FIRST KISS, on stage LIVE :clap_tb:

OMG Miss Chaos, that thought makes me want to vomit. :tongue3_tb:

If it was anything of the slightest bit of interest to other than regular, die hard viewers of American Idol, the producers would’ve leaked the info by now. They’ve gotten so good at keeping the lid on things related directly to the show, like song spoilers, that the fact this hasn’t leaked points squarely at it being something boring. My vote is that it’ll be Paula dancing and lip synching in the group number. Didn’t we have a pretty reliable spoiler not too long ago saying that Benji Schwimmer was helping with the choreography? I’m guessing the show will also paint that as HUGE!GINORMOUS! surprise.

Although I am kiiiinda fond of the crocodile theory up-thread. :-)

I’m thinking the contestants might perform with the KC and co. in a disco extravaganza. Has that ever been done on a regular season results show?

Regardless, the ideas here are much more entertaining than the reality is likely to be.

I am still hoping for a gold cd presentation to David as the surprise!!

BTW on my TV where it gives a description of tonight’s show it says “David Archuleta sings “A Little Too Not Over You”" … so it was a last minute change for sure.

matt quits tonite thats the shocker

Ha!
Although…..I don’t think they mentioned his name when they were talking about who all was in the room during the “secret moments.” I noticed because they listed specific people instead of just saying “all the contestants.” If my memory is correct, they didn’t mention him. I do wonder if he wasn’t there or they just forgot about him.

Well done Idol. You’ve piqued my interest yet again.

There was a tie for not last place, but second to last.

Or an idol is going to quit or already quit – please tell me no.

I am still hoping for a gold cd presentation to David as the surprise!!

I hope that Archie does receive his gold presentation tonight, but I don’t think TPTB would consider that to be “big” news.

^^^ haha true jumpstart but I would :-)

Hmm, Lefty, I had forgotten about the disco peeps being on. Maybe it is some big Disco song and dance extravaganza! That would be freaking hilarious.

Skylark – they may present David with his gold album – but that wouldn’t be the surprise, since they said it’s something they’ve never done before. (They did say that didn’t they?)

And, if any of the idols quite in a big hissy fit – my money would be on Lil.

BTW on my TV where it gives a description of tonightà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s show it says à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“David Archuleta sings à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“A Little Too Not Over Youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ” à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦ so it was a last minute change for sure.

They decided mid-week last week to sing TMH, but after the Idol press release and blurbs were sent out. The alleged story is that TPTB wanted him to sing ALTNOY (and TPTB may not actually be TPTB, but some 19 folks semi-associated with Idol who wanted to continue with ALTNOY for whatever reason-they do have a stake in David still), but that David wanted to sing TMH (and with the video coming out and all that, TMH also makes sense). Fact is–David sings TMH better live, and he has more fun with it. I can see why he would rather sing TMH. Jive just tweeted today that TMH is David’s new “single.” I still don’t think they’re sending it to CHR (unless it gets a super response after the performance) so it could just be a limited single released to Radio Disney for the purposes of the Demi/David tour.

There was a tie for not last place, but second to last.

Or an idol is going to quit or already quit – please tell me no.

I don’t think the surprise is someone quitting… I think that happened before a few seasons ago? Can’t remember who.

ETA: After all our speculation, it’s probably really lame, like adding guest singers’ performance to AmericanIdol.com or something equally un-newsworthy.

Maybe they have though of a new gimmick/way to make money … by having the viewers vote on what songs the Idols should sing for an upcoming week.

Surprise tonight: no one goes home and 3 people are eliminated next week!

John Mayer just Tweeted this:

Getting my guitar playing together for a little pop-in tonight.

Maybe he’s a special, surprise guest, and will play a disco track from his next album. :devil_tb:

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of your typical AI superfan….

We’ve had an Idol quit before…..Wasn’t his name Mario Vasquez? Gave up his top 12 spot! By the way, what ever HAPPENED to the guy….he so thought he was going to be the NEXT GREAT THING!!

I think that happened before a few seasons ago? Canà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t remember who.

Mario Vazquez. Who?

Soundscene, thanks for the explanation … I had assumed they changed to TMH to take advantage of this opportunity to launch it as the new single in a big way. Will be a huge disappointment if they don’t make it happen.

Maybe heà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s a special, surprise guest, and will play a disco track from his next album.

Heh. He’s Archie’s new guitar player. They are doing an acoustic version of “Touch My Hand”, with bongos and all.

Weà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve had an Idol quit beforeà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦..Wasnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t his name Mario Vasquez? Gave up his top 12 spot! By the way, what ever HAPPENED to the guyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.he so thought he was going to be the NEXT GREAT THING!!

I remember that he had a song on the radio for a short time. Then, he got back in the express lane to obscurity.

OK….this thread is way to funny…not haha but weird. Either some of us posters live together and don’t know it, are caught in a black hole and are really the same person, or we watch way too much Idol and spend way to much time on the internet….

Weà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve had an Idol quit beforeà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦..Wasnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t his name Mario Vasquez? Gave up his top 12 spot! By the way, what ever HAPPENED to the guyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.he so thought he was going to be the NEXT GREAT THING!!

According to Wikipedia, he made an album and sold less copies than William Hung. :laugh_tb:

Maybe heà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s a special, surprise guest, and will play a disco track from his next album.

Heh. Heà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s Archieà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s new guitar player. They are doing an acoustic version of à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“Touch My Handà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ , with bongos and all.

Lol, that would be awesome in a so-bad-it’s-good way.

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of the typical AI superfanà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

Oh, noctem. Oh, dear. I plan to hold you responsible for the pain and suffering you’ve just inflicted upon my imagination.

not good zabasearch is up and running.THEY say matt and they should of kept the save for allison

Oh, noctem. Oh, dear. I plan to hold you responsible for the pain and suffering youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve just inflicted upon my imagination.

Tell me about it. That was funny yet repulsive all at the same time. Kinda like Randy.

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of the typical AI superfanà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

Oh, noctem. Oh, dear. I plan to hold you responsible for the pain and suffering youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve just inflicted upon my imagination.

I resemble those remarks!

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of your typical AI superfanà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

Oh Dear God!!!!!!!!! – I almost dropped my laptop, my dog is looking at me like I have lost my mind, and my husband says we are both sick, sick people.

It won’t be anything like Paula performing…what’s the big secret with that…and the idols would have known about that earlier in the week rather than just finding out.

I think the big secret will have something to do with either next weeks show…like they all sing the same song….or will be that the finale will have 3 contestants in it. In any event…the secret will most likely be a disappointment.

OKà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.this thread is way to funnyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦not haha but weird. Either some of us posters live together and donà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t know it, are caught in a black hole and are really the same person, or we watch way too much Idol and spend way to much time on the internetà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

Seriously. I have shared a brain with an MJ poster on multiple occasions today.

Oh, noctem. Oh, dear. I plan to hold you responsible for the pain and suffering youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve just inflicted upon my imagination.

Yeah, what Lefty said. noctem – you are officially in the time out chair.

According to Wikipedia, he made an album and sold less copies than William Hung.

But was it less than Constantine? Or Corey Clark? (Who I saw selling cd’s out of the trunk of his car in Tampa).

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of the typical AI superfanà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

And will the 4 stooges be judging the performance?

Steve, does that mean that Zabasearch is predicting that Matt and Allison are the bottom two?

And will the 4 stooges be judging the performance?

*spews coffee all over keyboard*

so funny, yet wrong on so many levels…

looks that way to me and they get it right far more then dailidol

David Archuleta will lose his virginity on stage?

Will that be with Susan Boyle? Because she does fall inside the demo range of the typical AI superfanà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.

And will the 4 stooges be judging the performance?

That’s it – the laptop fell. Shame on you.

Zabasearch always changes their predictions after the fact. Its a sham.

Ooh noctem I love the whole concept. what do we call it, Fox Crocs go Wild?

LOL on saving House.

Adam has gone sans guyliner before though has he not?

But was it less than Constantine? Or Corey Clark? (Who I saw selling cdà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s out of the trunk of his car in Tampa).

Less than Constantine, more than Corey :)

I hope the surprise isn’t a huge letdown, although I’m sure it will be. Idol needs to shake things up in a good way.

i love allison and think she will be around the poprock world for a long time.If she goes its ok all the rest wish they could sing like that at 16.Kris would pick up her votes so thats ok too

Less than Constantine, more than Corey :)

I love you for knowing that :)

Oh, I hope that Allison isn’t the one to go tonight. My blog BFF Pj would be distraught. Can’t let that happen.

It wont be susan boyle they are saving her for finale.Her and norman gentle are doing a sexy duet together.

Hey Simon told Craig Ferguson that he was offered $150,000 to judge a couple having sex and now he regrets saying no.

Can’t you just hear Simon now:

“That was dreadul, terribly self indulgent rubbish. But you can sing like angels.”

Less than Constantine, more than Corey :)

I love you for knowing that :)

Lol, I’m not that smart. It was on Wikipedia. :tongue1_tb:

Adam has gone sans guyliner before though has he not?

I do believe he has.

Hmmm………I think someone has already suggested it but perhaps they’re going to announce that next week is a Viewer’s Choice and the fans get to choose the songs to be sung next week.

Weà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve had an Idol quit beforeà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦..Wasnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t his name Mario Vasquez? Gave up his top 12 spot! By the way, what ever HAPPENED to the guyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.he so thought he was going to be the NEXT GREAT THING!!

Ugh, you’re lucky that you haven’t heard of him since then. I remember a time when his song would be playing on radio quite a lot. And that thing was catchy. But I guess that’s when his career started and finished, that Gallery single.

not good zabasearch is up and running.THEY say matt and they should of kept the save for allison

Steve, have you checked with them previously before the results? are they accurate?

Steve, does that mean that Zabasearch is predicting that Matt and Allison are the bottom two?

I’m not Steve, but yes, Zabasearch is predicting that Matt is voted off and that that judges should have kept their save for Allison. http://www.zabasearch.com/ai_stats.php

It means absolutely nothing, however, as they notoriously change their “predictions” to match reality the moment Ryan reveals the results.

Plus, is Zaba even able to count text messages as well??

clearone, that was my idea upthread a little … omg that would blow up mj’s site for sure with youtubes etc lol

zabasearch are fraudulent tools.

I wish the secret reveal was that viewers get to choose the songs, but we all know AI wouldn’t pay to get the clearance on what we’d probably want to hear. So, the only way they could do viewer’s choice would be to present us with the same short list of 10-12 songs they give the contestants to pick from every week. Surprise!

Here is my take…..

Reading between the lines the radio guys said they spent time with the idols and THEN said there would be a suprise never seen on IDOL before. I have a feeling the contestants are going to do something in suppoert of those voted off that is new and different. (Throwing shoes?, a duet by those voted off?)

JJ123
Apr 22nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
good call Kirstenà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.I think it could be something about going green in honor of Earth Day. Damn them DJs for making me wonder about something so stupidà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.lol

And that is when I would turn off my TV and never watch this crap again.

wish they would all be in costume and perform on rollerskates. something to make up for sucking the fun out of disco last night.

Maybe everyone is going to wear hemp clothing tonight!

do you mean have sex with Karaà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s boyfriend

More like sex with Kara

For Green Day, they are all going to come out skipping to Car Wash, and dancing around in little green outfits with green beanies, and green rags, while scrubbing a green FORD, while Paula lays straddled on the roof. :mrgreen_wp:

They take back the save and say “Psych” cause if not, Danny would be the second to go home.

I bet it’s just going to be Paula dancing with the contestants or something like that.

Or maybe they’ve come up with some sort of new variation on the Huff move that they are going to inflict on some unfortunate person.

Eliminate 3 instead of 2. That would be different.

Kara and Paula as Kara likes “dirty girls”

Weà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve had an Idol quit beforeà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦..Wasnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t his name Mario Vasquez? Gave up his top 12 spot! By the way, what ever HAPPENED to the guyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.he so thought he was going to be the NEXT GREAT THING!!

He had a crappy single called “Gallery” on the radio that sounded just like a Neyo song… probably because it was written by Neyo.

Now every day he wakes up and waits hopefully for a call from his agent/brother-in-law telling him that TMZ has obtained footage of the guy from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials getting high with “Steven”, formerly of the “Dude, you’re getting a Dell!” commercials, and that he has been tapped to replace him in the ongoing ad campaign.

Kara and Paula as Kara likes à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“dirty girlsà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ 

:mrgreen_wp: :redface_wp: :devil_tb:

abbysee, I really like that devil emoticon!!!!

Now every day he wakes up and waits hopefully for a call from his agent/brother-in-law telling him that TMZ has obtained footage of the guy from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials getting high with à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“Stevenà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ , formerly of the à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“Dude, youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢re getting a Dell!à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬  commercials

Or, perhaps picking up hookers with the ShamWow guy?

Even hookers would turn down the ShamWow guy!!

:lol_tb:

Here is my takeà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦..

Reading between the lines the radio guys said they spent time with the idols and THEN said there would be a suprise never seen on IDOL before. I have a feeling the contestants are going to do something in suppoert of those voted off that is new and different. (Throwing shoes?, a duet by those voted off?)

Didn’t the audience throw shows at Adam on one of the Youtube videos? Lol, they should totally do that on Idol. What if someone was wearing stilettos? Ouch!

The very first time (this year) that Simon spoke with someone eluding to the possibility of leaving AI….wasn’t he quoted as mentioning he was working on a new show for the US? If so, perhaps he wants Paula to be there for him in some capacity?

Here’s my prediction: After a group sing to Sister Sledge’s We Are Family, a suprising bottom three is announced to the shock and awe of everyone. Much ado is made about America’s big mistake. The producers in a flash of genius will have instructed Ryan to then pointedly look at Anoop, who has avoided the death chair this week, and ask if any of singers who are declared safe would willingly trade places with anyone in the B3 to save a friend who deserves to stay. This is called the Contestant’s Save, which would milk the whole happy love vibe of last week’s judge’s save and turn it into something icky…because that’s how AI rolls.

Either that, or nostrem’s suggestion with the whole gator pit thing, only substitute sharks with laser beams attatched to their heads for gators.

I think someone has already suggested it but perhaps theyà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢re going to announce that next week is a Viewerà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s Choice and the fans get to choose the songs to be sung next week.

They did that on Rockstar….there was a choice of three songs per person and you voted online to pick one. The problem was of course fanbases sabotaging the singers they viewed as the biggest threat to their fave.

Much ado is made about Americaà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s big mistake. Ken Warwick in a flash of genius will have instructed Ryan to then pointedly look at Anoop, who is wiping the sweat off his lip in celebration, and ask if any of singers who are declared safe would willingly trade places with anyone in the B3 to save a friend who deserves to stay.

LOL Only problem: Adam would step up to trade places and Ken would slap him down and say, “Not you, Idiot! For godsakes, we need you for ratings!”

maybe paula will dance for her life on idol. if she pleases the producers, she gets to stay for another season.

maybe paula will dance for her life on idol. if she pleases the producers, she gets to stay for another season.

Hee!

Only problem: Adam would step up to trade places and Ken would slap him down and say, à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“Not you, Idiot! For godsakes, we need you for ratings!à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ 

In response, Adam sings a faneffingtastic version of “I’m going home” from Rocky Horror, tosses the mic, and walks off the stage. He walks through the crowd to the sound of thunderous applause, dragging Ken Warwick behind him, who is hanging to Adam’s leg screaming, “Nooooo! What have I done!?”

Having listened to the radio show, I think it’s really not that big a deal. THey said they gave a big hint. They had asked Paula when they could start playing her song.

I think Paula will release her new single near the end of the show and the Idols will be dancing to it, possibly with some SYTYCD people.

After David Archuleta finishes performing his new single “Touch My Hand”, Ryan will announce that David’s followup singles in order will be “My Hands”, “Crush My Hands”, and “A Little Too Not Over My Hands”.

Then Jeff Archuleta will rush on to the stage, grab the microphone away from David, and announce that the recounts have finally been completed, and Cook still won. BUT… it was the wrong Cook!

Kristy Lee Cook will then take stage riding prone on a horse with the words “for-sale” branded into its hindquarters. She then will perform a hoedown-type version of the Magic Rainbow that she prefaces by announcing that it was inspired by her arrangement of “Eight Days A Week” from Beatles Night last year.

The other Season 7 finalists sit in the audience. Michael Johns mumbles something about American audiences and vote-splitting, Carly Smithson mumbles something about how “that country bitch already sold more albums than me”, and Syesha Mercado mumbles something about the Civil Rights Movement, women’s suffrage, and the Holocaust.

Meanwhile David Archuleta makes nervous, giggly small-talk with Susan Boyle, Brooke White cries, David Hernandez pole-dances, Amanda Overmeyer swigs from her flask, Jason Castro blinks repeatedly before falling asleep, and Ramiele Malubay doesn’t do anything because she’s boring. And David Cook leans back in his seat and looks happier than he’s ever looked in his entire life.

Back onstage, Danny Gokey walks over to congratuate Kristy after she finishes singing, shows her a picture of Sophia, points to the sky, and asks for her number. Then, the trapdoors in the stage open up and, you know… the part about the crocodiles I mentioned upthread….

LMAO sunchick and noctem! Keep it coming…

Don’t two go home tonight?

We call in for our favorite judge and one with the lowest count gets fired. That I would love.

I think Paula will release her new single near the end of the show and the Idols will be dancing to it, possibly with some SYTYCD people.

No, no, no. I have already had enough of their hawking her jewelry.

Eliminate 3 instead of 2. That would be different.

LOL this year, that would be a great idea. Lil, Matt, Danny, and Anoop, take your pick. In fact, send 4 home.

The producers pluck a random poster from MJ’s Big Blog to fill in for Ryan tonight. Ken Warwick closes his eyes and points to a name: noctem seizure. As fortune would have it, Noctem is available for the task! After brief negotiations over whether the show will allow live crocodiles or not (sorry you lost that one, Noctem), the next voice to announce “This is American Idol!” is one you will not recognize. America, what have you done?!?

good call Kirstenà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.I think it could be something about going green in honor of Earth Day. Damn them DJs for making me wonder about something so stupidà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ ¦.lol

Like a new “Green” car driven onto the idol stage.

I’m lovin’ these posts!!!!!!!!!! :lol_tb:

Threads like these are on of the bestest things about mj’s!!!!