Even if you decide not to watch the entire 7 minute twitter and Facebook Q&A Kris Allen posted for fans, you definitely want to watch beginning at the 7 minute mark, where the American Idol season 8 winner reveals a secret passion.
It involves Simon Cowell. OK. Not Simon. But 5 boys very near and dear to his heart.
It’s hilarious. YOU’RE WELCOME!
Also, baby Oliver “baptized” daddy Kris. I think you know what I’m talking about.