If Justin Bieber kicked a puppy, his fans would surely find a way to excuse the behavior. Not convinced? Watch this bit from last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, as Beliebers at the Staple Center before the show are presented with some outrageous lies about the singer.

“We want to see how blindly his fans will follow him and it turns out the answer is very very blindly,” Kimmel explained. -

Yep. Justin is so awesome, he deserves that handicapped parking space for his Ferrari! Plus, if he punched his grandma hard in the stomach, there had to be a good reason.

Watch the video. It’s hilarious

 
  • lotrisneat

    It’s not hilarious as much as it is sad and terrifying.

  • flog gnaw

    “He’s like the king of pop.”

    Omfg. Puke.

  • Larc

    The really sad and terrifying thing is that Justin isn’t the only one with some fans like that.

  • Jordana33

    I really hope that the majority of fans gave sensible answers and they just didn’t air them. BTW, I can never understand why people think it’s necessary to fake knowledge of some stupid unnecessary trivia. No one would have faulted that girl’s dad for not knowing a Justin Bieber fact….now he looks even more stupid for lying, LOL.

  • Jake W.

    Meanwhile Justin’s downward spiral continues.

  • fuzzywuzzy

    Oh yeah. I’ve come to realize that it’s a certain kind of person who becomes a fan like that. Some Idol alums have (or had) lots of them.

  • Ari

    I dont know if anyone gets LinkTV but theres this Israeli sitcom that airs about an Arab family living in a Jewish neighborhood. Basically the plot had the dad getting angry at thinking his daughter was dating without his knowledge, esp God forbid a Jewish boy. He starts screaming at his wife for not telling him and he goes into the girls room and find a picture of Justin Bieber and then gets angry that shes dating him and he has never met him.

  • fuzzywuzzy

    I hope that tattoo on Justin’s stomach isn’t permanent. lol

  • jms

    ….I really really really really hope this is staged.

    “The handicapped person should wait because Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber”. If you really think that, well….

    If I don’t have nice things to say, I probably shouldn’t say them. Lol.

  • EvilTroyandEvilAbed

    I’d like to hope that this was either scripted or edited to select the uber crazy fans, but unfortunately I don’t think either is the case (of course Justin has sane fans as well, but I think the crazies are pretty prominent)

    If it is true, than we need to KILL THESE PEOPLE WITH FIRE before they breed and spread this mind numbing levels of stupid onto the next generation.

  • Miz

    That was actually pretty sad. Even the Dad believed and gave him a pass on pissing on the American flag?

  • cerise

    Please, please, PLEASE tell me these are all scripted. It’s just horrifying to know that there are actually kids out there who think like them. The handicapped person should wait? Really?

  • Goodvibes27

    LOL- Typical stupid teenybopper behavior. Their Moms would have probably given Leif Garrett a pass on these things too. And we all know what happened to Leif Garrett.

  • jms

    I kind of agree. It’s more sad and scary than funny, although it is kinda funny.

  • springboard2

    This is extreme but dismissing any negative aspect of an artist and exaggerating any positive one is typical of fan behavior, not just Beliebers and teenagers. Nothing surprising.

  • pdizzle

    I hope you’re joking

  • pdizzle

    WTF? This just makes me dislike his fans even more (and don’t get me started on him). I don’t remember fan-girling for Christina Aguilera in my teens enough to think it was cool to do any of these things and I was a Belieber sized Xtina fan.

  • fuzzywuzzy

    This kind of fervor is somewhat excusable for young teens and a rite of passage, but inexcusable for adults. However, these kind of rabid Idol fans are often adults, 40+ years old, which is just weird and creepy.

  • fuzzywuzzy

    Joking about what? Seriously, I honestly hope that tattoo on his stomach isn’t permanent because it’s terrible.

  • Incipit

    Oh Dear. I’m so going to hell.

    I honestly hope that tattoo IS permanent because it’s terrible. *snerk*

  • fuzzywuzzy

    lmao! I mean, who TF would even think of a tattoo like that?

  • Incipit

    “…who TF would even think of a tattoo like that?”

    IK, R – probably works really well for people who want to be celibate – but I’m thinking it’s just a photo shop, continuing the theme of Lie Witness News. So I had to stop laughing and pointing. Oh well.

    That cat tat has made the 2007, 2009 and 2010 lists of Worst Tattoos Ever – not just tats incorporating the belly button – - and that’s just the ones at the top of Google. It’s likely got a hit for every other year too. It’s badly placed here – unless Justin’s bellybutton is off-center – -but that goes with the rest of the story line of lies.

    Unless the kid really does have lousy taste in tats and an off-center belly button – Heh. Anything is possible.

  • fuzzywuzzy

    Thanks! I didn’t even think to google that tattoo. lol I would hope that even Justin wouldn’t be stupid enough to get that tattoo for real (but I’ve learned that these days, it’s unwise to assume anything). lol

  • PinkClouds20

    Fortunately, this obsessive heartthrob behavior is something teenage girls usually outgrow.

  • Larc

    Puts me in mind of some Claymates. When fans take the position that the object of their adoration can do no wrong and anybody critical of him/her in any way is an extreme enemy to be reckoned with, there’s clearly something lacking upstairs, IMO. Most younger ones should grow out of it as they mature and likely get smarter. But there’s probably no hope for older ones.

  • Holden17C

    I agree. I found this whole thing to be creepy and sad.