But who knows? Maybe ità ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s true! Maybe the guards couldnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t tell that Ryan had abot 5 inches or more on Ace?

I just felt compelled to highlight this. Please dont judge me.

LOL, Lu! I swear I was thinking the same thing you were! Is it a function of our, err, both being E fans? :lol_tb: Yes, peeps, please do not judge E fans by this…

The newscaster/fake girlfriend has attended several concerts around the country.

And out of the country. CL was in Manila with Taylor. True, I never saw her myself during the shows, but there were photos of her (and them) with Filipino fans. Unless those photos were also fake? Or, maybe, that woman in the photos (and that some people I know claimed they saw with Taylor here) was the original, or some other, look-alike escort Taylor hired specifically for Asia. Dang! This is all so complicated it’s giving me a headache (or maybe I’ve just been laughing too hard and bumping my head against the floor while rolling thereon).

People create and become obsessed with conspiracy theories all the time. No rational motive needed.

Yep, and they are called Schizophrenics. Has anyone seen this forensic scientist? Perhaps she is just a shadowy figment of the bloggers illness. I find that person is a working scientist AND a Taylor fan highly suspect since it is a well known fact that all Taylor’s fans are retired. I am still holding on to my survival of the fittest theory. I say rip all the celebs apart and see who is left standing – that’ll be my American Idol *heh*

Anyway, forensic image comparison is still very much an artform and not pure science. Distances between fixed anatomical points in the face, which are needed for an objective, anthropometric comparison, vary strongly according to the position and orientation of the camera. There has been some cool 3D rendering programs that help with the success rate but I can’t believe they pulled out this type of technology to see if American Idol is doin a ho. Shit, I think I just got pulled into this loon’s world – hope I can get some of that Haldol to make the trip worth it.

Re: Taylor. Has anyone considered that the woman in question was a news reporter by day and call-girl by night? Seriously, the call-girl thing was part of an investigative piece on celebrities who use such services. Unfortunately, she fell for her “client” and that’s why she parted ways with her local station. She didn’t deliver the story.

Ah I’m bored watching local election returns…

But who knows? Maybe ità ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢s true! Maybe the guards couldnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t tell that Ryan had abot 5 inches or more on Ace?

I just felt compelled to highlight this. Please dont judge me.

Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ve got some land in Arizona and some time shares Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢d like to show some folks as there seem to be lots of gullible folks out there.

Oh, don’t waste the stuff on us. Save it for the Idols. Clearly, the male Idols need a more out of the way place to bring their call-girls. Are these time shares discrete? Oh, never mind, just tell them they are. Clearly, these male Idol morons will fall for any scheme. Some would just not go out on a public beach with a call girl when it would be a HORRIBLE blow to their carefully crafted image and the family show which made them famous, but not these brainiacs. They would much rather get caught and hire a fake girl friend instead. They’ll fall those time share speils without batting an eye.

So, send the details to Uncle Nigel. I’m sure that he will pass it on to all the contestants. It’s his family show after all.

ETA: One other thing. News reporters have visible jobs. It would be easy enough to confirm if she was on the air when she was supposedly in Hawaii with Taylor, but no one has picked up on that angle. I have to suspect they would have if it were true.

Oh, come on PJ. Use your brain. If he can get one fake look-alike. He can get two. Her double was on the TV. Oh, wait, wrong theory. Tough to keep these things straight, she isn’t supposed to be on the air in order for this one to work, but she can’t be in Hawaii. OOo! Of course, he paid her to call in sick that day and she stayed home, ate bonbons and made crank calls to people asking them if they had Prince Albert in a can.

Quick, somebody check her phone records and the police reports to see if there was a rash of crank calls that day!

So does that mean the other members of the guy season 5 who are single are going to cover up too?

LOL, you must have missed the tabloid stories during Idol that Ace’s brother Ryan was sneaking into his room to sleep so that Ace could be with his secret girlfriend, Essence Atkins. Later Ace did admit that he had dated Essence, but he was not sneaking out and Ryan wasn’t impersonating him.

But who knows? Maybe it’s true! Maybe the guards couldn’t tell that Ryan had abot 5 inches or more on Ace?

ETA: One other thing. News reporters have visible jobs. It would be easy enough to confirm if she was on the air when she was supposedly in Hawaii with Taylor, but no one has picked up on that angle. I have to suspect they would have if it were true.

What? PJ, woman, when did you become an obsessed Taylor fan? Stop doubting what is right before your eyes. Get a grip. Nobody has types.

*blushes* Okay, I’m canceling my cut and dye job. I’m going to look into parking cars, though. Sounds like there’s a lot of money to be had!