dead.on.the.floor.laughing.

It’s so weird they wouldn’t let you record… they let people record at our arena…

ONE MONTH AGO TODAY I SAW THEM AND MET THEM…!!!

I miss that.

And I’m most happy that someone registered to comment for the first time. That is as cool as it gets in Sparkles’ book.

And although most of what I wrote was b.s., I was telling the truth when I said I would be writing a song for the songwriting contest. I have already begun my intense “research” and “Jedi training” to create the bestest coronation song known to man/woman/clown/circus freak etc. Ever!

Youà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ll regret it if you donà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of your life.

Casablanca! I know my classics too!
ps-smallie – Edward Norton = my fave too.

the first rule of MJsBigBlog is we donà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t talk about MJsBigBlog. The second rule is, actually I forget what it is but I canà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t ask anyone about it because we canà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t talk about it.

Hahaha, excellent. I love me some Fight Club! I know my [cult] classics. I like to think of Edward Norton as my movie BF and David Cook as my AI BF. Haha.

And if just one person registers to leave their first comment, I will know this was all worthwhile. The long drive, the long lines, the money, the time, sitting through that dude Corey who annoys everyone at intermission. Well, maybe not him.

Well, Sparkles, then all (but Corey, of course) is hopefully worthwhile, because your fantastic and hilarious recap dragged me out of lurkdom and forced me to register just so I could tell you how fantastic and hilarious it was! The photo captions, the snarky comments, your fabulous clowniness (the world needs more adorable clowns like you!), and best of all, the introduction of your fanny to the woman behind you was absolutely priceless!

Thank you for sharing your hilarity with the world!

My fave line was the bit from Casablanca. Oh yes, I know my classics.

Your recap was made of awesomeness. But what really killed me was your caption on the Archie Cheesehead photo. Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢m still laughing/crying about it. I donà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t know why that one killed me. Thanks.

That photo & the incoorporation of Archie’s typical “gosh” & “haha” into the caption meant I could actually hear him saying the sentence, word for word, LOL. I was in hysterics too.

Our seats were in the lower level near the stage. Before the show started, the woman sitting behind me asked me if I was the type who stood up the entire concert because she didnà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢t want her view to be blocked. I said that not only do I stand up, but I sing and dance as well. And lady, I mean sing loudly and dance like a maniac even during the ballads. Furthermore, I consider myself the 11th Idol and I do my own 3 song mini set during intermission. So you better get used to looking at my ass because you are going to know it intimately by the time the night is over. As a matter of fact let me introduce you: Sparklesà ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢ ass, meet woman sitting behind you. Woman sitting behind me, meet every glorious square inch of my sweet booty. The nerve of this broad. But now she knows never to question Sparkles because nobody puts Sparkles in a corner. Nobody.

Sparkles, I wasn’t up to reading another recap tonight but once I saw it was you – I just had to read every work. The stuff quoted above is a masterpiece. I think we should all respond like that to the people who want to know if we intend to stand.

Not much for movie quotes – but of course I recognized Nobody puts Baby in a corner – my favorite movie evah – yeah, I’m shallow like that.