The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards air tonight on NBC at 8/7c, and we are live blogging them right here! The event will once again be co-hosted by the coolest chicks ever, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.
You can view the Red Carpet via Ryan Seacrest and company on the E! cable channel or watch it online HERE. The red carpet was almost RUINED by a water main break!
Gif of the night: Jennifer Lawrence creeps up on Taylor Swift:
“I was gonna come [up behind you] and push you down the stairs!!” says Jennifer Lawrence to Taylor Swift. “That’s so funny” replies Taylor Swift
TV and Movie people come together at the Beverly Hilton Hotel for a huge drunken bash, Hilarity inevitably ensues. So do join us at 8, when we’ll be keeping track of the shenanigans and all the winners. Also, Watch out for video.
Amy and Tina look stunning! On their return to the Globes: “This is hollywood…and it kinda works! And Hollywood will keep repeating it until they can’t stand it.”
Goofing on actors in the audience, but they’re being very gentle. “Explosion at the Wig Factory” was the original title of “American Hustle.” LOLZ.
Ha teasing Julia-Louise Dreyfus for sitting with the movie peeps.
“George Clooney would rather drift off into space and die rather than spend one more minute with a woman his own age. THE BEST.
Joke about Matthew McConaughey losing weight to play a drug addict “For women that’s called ‘being in a movie'”
That moved so fast. I’ll have a video up later. Those jokes were gold.
Amy Poehler & Tina Fey – Opening Monologue… by IdolxMuzic
Sandra Bullock and Tom Hanks take the stage! The present Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture. And it goes to Jennifer Lawrence for American Hustle. She makes it to the stage. No mishaps. She praises David O. Russel profusely. Jennifer is a cutie pie. Like a basket full of puppies.
Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum present Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini Series or a Movie to Jacqueline Bisset Dancing on the Edge. She’s crying before she gets to the stage. She can’t speak. Is she drunk? She might be a little tipsy. She’s not finishing sentances. SCOTTISH BACKGROUND TO THE FRONT. She gets herself together somewhat to thank a few people before she’s played off. Ooh. A bunch of stuff was just bleeped. Now they are playing really loud. Hey, you wasted half your time. Too bad, it’s time to get off the stage. She finally does.
Jacqueline Bisset – Accepts The Best Supporting… by IdolxMuzic
Mark Ruffalo and Naomi Watts present Best TV Miniseries or Movie to Behind the Candelabra. The producers accept the award. They thank Steven Soderbergh, etc. Matt Damon and Michael Douglas in the audience!
Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Movie goes to Elisabeth Moss for Top of the Lake. The Edge looks impressed! “Oh shit!” she says nervously. It was bleeped.
Matt Damon takes the stage “It’s me the garbage man!” – referring to a joke Tina and Amy made during the opening monologue. Oops he forgot his glasses. He introduces a clip from Captain Phillips. He calls Tom Hanks a “natural treasure.” Indeed, he is.
Ah ha. Amy and Tina thanking imaginary foreign publications with hilarious names. They introduce the president of the HFPA. He thinks he’s a comedian.
Jonah Hill and Margo Robbie present…oh they put the wrong stuff on the tele prompter. So they read it off a sheet of paper. It’s an introduction to another Best Movie nominee, Wolf of Wall Street.”
Jonah Hill & Margot Robbie – Teleprompter… by IdolxMuzic
Paula Patton and Aaron Eckhart present the award for Best Actor Television Drama. Bryan Cranston wins for Breaking Bad. It’s his 4th consecutive nomination and his first win. The show has left the air. It was his last chance to win, so no surprise here. He calls it “a lovely way to say goodbye to the show.” Seeing “Blurred Lines” jokes on twitter regarding her big fluffy white dress. Oh. There’s a nipple thing going on there.
Best TV Series Drama goes to Breaking Bad. Creator and executive producer, Vince Gilligan, accepts the award. “YEAH BITCH” screams actor, Aaron Paul.
Best TV Series – Breaking Bad – Golden Globes 2014 by IdolxMuzic
The REAL Philomena Lee and Steve Coogan introduce the Best Movie nominee, Philomena. She needed a little help on stage.
Kate Beckinsale, P Diddy and Usher present Best Score in a Motion Picture to Alex Ebert for All is Lost. Diddy reminds Ebert that they met on a boat in the Caribbean. It was like a reunion of long lost brothers, or something. The music begins to play. Dude, you wasted too much time bonding with Diddy.
Diddy Interupts Alex Ebert Aceptance Speech… by IdolxMuzic
Diddy tells the crowd to keep drinking. They present Best Original Song in a Motion Picture to U2 for “Ordinary Love” for the Long Walk to Freedom. Each take a moment to praise Mandela. There’s a shout out to Ireland. Freedom for all.
Best Supporting Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie goes to Jon Voight for Ray Donovan. WHERE’S BRAD AND ANGIE WHEN YOU NEED THEM. Oh. His son is here. But he doesn’t mention Angie.
Olivia Wilde introduces nominee for Best Picture, Musical or Comedy, Her.
Robert Downey Jr. is gonna be a winner, no matter who picks up the award. Downey’s going solo. He’s a total joke machine! He presents Best Actress, Musical or Comedy to Amy Adams. She gets played off during a classy speech. “You can’t play me off while I’m talking about my daughter!”
Kyra Sedgewick and Kevin Bacon take the stage. Their daughter, Sosie Bacon, is Miss Golden Globe. Every year, the HFPA picks the daughter of random celebrities to be “Miss Golden Globe.” And Tina introduces her long lost son as “Mr. Golden Globe” and its Amy in a wig. LOL Amy out in the audience pointing at various actors wondering who is the father.
Amy Poehler Pretending To Be Tina Fey’s Son… by IdolxMuzic
Best Actress in a TV Series – Drama goes to Robin Wright for House of Cards. WHERE IS SEAN PENN WHEN YOU NEED HIM. She calls the HFP a “gaggle of characters.” Ha.
Jim Carrey takes the stage . “Dying is easy, Comedy is Hard,” I believe Shia Labeouf said that. HEE. Jim introduces “American Hustle” nominated for Best Picture Musical or Comedy.
Christoph Waltz presents Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture to Jared Leto for Dallas Buyers Club. He informs the audience that he used no prosthetics in the film. And that he waxed his entire body. But not down there. Well, alrighty then. That’s information I needed.
Emma Thompson takes the stage with her high heels in her hand. “This red?” pointing to the linking in her shoes, “It’s my blood.” Love her. “WHERE’S THE ENVELOPE” she demands as she tosses her shoes. She presents Best Screenplay to Spike Jonze for Her. “I’m bad at speaking English,” says Spike, “but it’s the only language I know.”
Laura Dern introduces her Daddy’s movie, Nebraska, nominated for Best Picture Comedy or Musical.
Julie Bowen and Seth Myers. Neither have been nominated. But would like to! They are willing to do anything for a nom. The present Best Actor in a TV Show to Andy Samberg for Brooklyn Nine-Nine. “BEST NIGHT EVER” exclaims Seth. Andy is all I DIDN’T PREPARE ANYTHING. So he rambles. THE CAST IS AWESOME. THE CREW IS GOOD. He doesn’t forget to thank his wife. Phew. (That was kind of a surprise, wasn’t’ it?)
Orlando Bloom and Zooey Saldana present Best Foreign Language Film to The Great Beauty. Italy.
Tina and Amy come out with drinkies. “LOOK WHO SLITHERED BACK OVER TO THE TV SECTION. “You’re a real phony. Louise-Dreyfus.” Heh.
Melissa McCarthy and Jimmy Fallon – The bit is that Mary thinks she’s Matt Damon after getting hit in the head backstage. The doctor says they have to play along. “She sounds like a nut,” says “Matt” about Melissa. Matt cracks up in the audience. They present Best Actor in a Mini Series or TV Movie to Michael Douglas for his turn as Liberace in Behind the Candelabra. It’s his 4th win and 11th nomination! He tells the story about how Soderbergh convinced him to play Liberace. When he brought it up, Michael was nervous that he was mincing a bit. Hm. He makes sure to thank Matt Damon , who is the “bravest, most talented actor.” He thanks his family by name before he’s played off.
Chris Pine and Emma Watson present Best Animated Film to Frozen.
Colin Farrell introduces Inside Llewyn Davis, nominated for Best Picture, Musical or Comedy
Chris O’Donnell and Emilia Clarke present Best Actress, Television Comedy or Musical. OMG BONO IS GIVING AMY POEHLER A BACK RUB as she’s being introduced. When she WINS the award, she smothers his face with kisses. YAY AMY IS A TREASURE. She says “I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS. OMG I DIDN’T HAVE A SPEECH.” Aw. She’s really surprised. She so deserves that award.
Amy Poehler Accepts Best Actress In A Comedy… by IdolxMuzic
Emma Stone presents the Cecil B. Demille Award to Woody Allen. Is he actually there? A retrospective of his great movies. Gah. I wish he wasn’t such a narcissistic asshat. The whole “sleeping with my step daughter” thing ruined him forever for me, sad to say. Oh. Diane Keaton is accepting the award on his behalf. SHE IS A QUEEN. I love that she’s wearing a tie and blazer, a call back to her iconic role in Annie Hall. She gives a lovely speech on his behalf. She talks about their 45 year old friendship.
Diane Keaton Honors Woody Allen – Cecil B… by IdolxMuzic
Liam Neeson introduces Gravity, nominated for Best Picture – Drama
Ben Affleck takes the stage to present Best Director to Alfonso Cuaron for Gravity. Aw. Sandra Bullock is tearing up in the audience. He tells a little anecdote of telling Sandra on set “I’m going to give you herpes,” when he meant to say “ear piece.” Heh.
Tina makes a Michael Bey joke (I CAN’T DO THIS) as she introduces Chris Evans and Uma Thurman who present Best TV Show Comedy to Brooklyn Nine Nine.
Jennifer Lawrence takes the stage to present Best Actor, Musical or Comedy to Leonardo DiCaprio for The Wolf of Wall Street. He thanks director, Martin Scorsese with some very flowery words.
Reese Witherspoon takes the stage to introduce 12 Years a Slave, nominee for Best Picture – Drama.
Chris Hemsworth and a legendary Formula One racer, Niki Lauda, introduce Rush, nominated for Best Picture, Drama
Drew Barrymore, looking super preggo, presents Best Motion Picture Musical or Comedy to American Hustle.
Tina’s introduction: Now, LIKE A SUPERMODELS VAGINA lets give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio. OH he forget to thank a crap load of people in his acceptance speech–like THE DIRECTOR AND HIS CAST. Oh Leo. He presents Best Actress in a Motion Picture -Drama to Cate Blanchett. She thanks Woody Allen, and the talented, generous cast and crew.
Cate Blanchett Wins Best Actress – Golden… by IdolxMuzic
Jessica Chastain presents Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama to Matthew McConaughey for Dallas Buyers Club. “Unexpected but graciously accepted.” He starts off with everybody’s favorite meme, “All right, all right, all right” in his unmistakably weird cadence. He’s a little flummoxed as he thanks the usual suspects. Does his wife actually call him “My King”?
Alright Alright – Matthew Mcconaughey Wins Best… by IdolxMuzic
Finally, we come to the end! Johnny Depp presents Best Motion Picture – Drama to 12 Years a Slave. Director, Steve McQueen, accepts the award. The cast takes the stage with him.
12 Years a Slave – Wins Best Picture – Golden… by IdolxMuzic
Goodnight everyone, this was the beautiful mess we hoped it would be!” says Tina. “And I got to make out with Bono!” brags Amy. Hee.
WINNERS LIST
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Best Television Series, Comedy or Musical:
“The Big Bang Theory”
“Brooklyn Nine-Nine” – WINNER
“Girls”
“Modern Family”
“Parks and Recreation”
Best Drama Series
Breaking Bad – WINNER
Downton Abbey
The Good Wife
House of Cards
Masters of Sex
Best Actress, Television Drama:
Juliana Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Tatiana Maslany, “Orphan Black”
Taylor Schilling, “Orange Is the New Black”
Kerry Washington, “Scandal”
Robin Wright, “House of Cards” – WINNER
Best Actor, Television Comedy or Musical:
Jason Bateman, “Arrested Development”
Don Cheadle, “House of Lies”
Michael J. Fox, “The Michael J. Fox Show”
Jim Parsons, “The Big Bang Theory”
Andy Samberg, “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” – WINNER
Best Actress, Television Comedy or Musical:
Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
Lena Dunham, “Girls”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Veep”
Amy Poehler, “Parks and Recreation” -WINNER
Best Actor, Drama:
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad – WINNER
Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan
Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
James Spader, The Blacklist
Best TV Movie or Mini Series
American Horror Story: Coven
Behind the Candelabra – WINNER
Dancing on the Edge
Top of the Lake
The White Queen
Best TV Movie or Mini Series: Actor
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra – WINNER
Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge
Idris Elba, Luther
Al Pacino, Phil Spector
Best TV Movie or Mini Series: Actress
Helena Bonham Carter, Burton & Taylor
Rebecca Ferguson, The White Queen,
Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake – WINNER
Best Series TV Movie or Mini Series: Supporting Actor
Josh Charles, The Good Wife
Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad
Corey Stoll, House of Cards
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan – WINNER
Best Series TV Movie or Mini Series: Supporting Actress
Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge – WINNER
Janet McTeer, The White Queen
Hayden Panettiere , Nashville
Monica Potter, Parenthood
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
MOTION PICTURES
Best Picture, Drama:
“12 Years a Slave” – WINNER
“Captain Phillips”
“Gravity”
“Philomena”
“Rush”
Best Picture, Musical or Comedy:
“American Hustle” – WINNER
“Her”
“Inside Llewyn Davis”
“Nebraska”
“The Wolf of Wall Street”
Best Director:
Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity” – Winner
Paul Greengrass, “Captain Phillips”
Steve McQueen, “12 Years a Slave”
Alexander Payne, “Nebraska”
David O. Russell, “American Hustle”
Best Actor, Musical or Comedy:
Christian Bale, “American Hustle”
Bruce Dern, “Nebraska”
Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street” – WINNER
Oscar Isaac, “Inside Llewyn Davis”
Joaquin Phoenix, “Her”
Best Actress, Drama:
Cate Blanchett, “Blue Jasmine” – WINNER
Sandra Bullock, “Gravity”
Judi Dench, “Philomena”
Emma Thompson, “Saving Mr. Banks”
Kate Winslet, “Labor Day”
Best Actor, Drama:
Chiwetel Ejiofor, “12 Years a Slave”
Idris Elba, “Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom”
Tom Hanks, “Captain Phillips”
Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club” – WINNER
Robert Redford, “All Is Lost”
Best Actress, Musical or Comedy:
Amy Adams, “American Hustle” – WINNER
Julie Delpy, “Before Midnight”
Greta Gerwig, “Frances Ha”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, “Enough Said”
Meryl Streep, “August: Osage County”
Best Supporting Actor:
Barkhad Abdi, “Captain Phillips”
Daniel Brüel, “Rush”
Bradley Cooper, “American Hustle”
Michael Fassbender, “12 Years a Slave”
Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club” – WINNER
Best Supporting Actress:
Sally Hawkins, “Blue Jasmine
Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle” – WINNER
Lupita Nyong’o, “12 Years a Slave”
Julia Roberts, “August: Osage County”
June Squibb, “Nebraska”
Best Animated Feature Film:
“The Croods”
“Despicable Me 2″
“Frozen” – WINNER
Foreign Language Film:
“Blue Is the Warmest Color”
“The Great Beauty” – WINNER
“The Hunt”
“The Past”
“The Wind Rises”
Best Screenplay:
“12 Years a Slave”
“American Hustle”
“Her” – WINNER
“Nebraska”
“Philomena”
Best Original Song:
“Atlas,” performed by Coldplay – “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire”
“Let It Go,” performed by Idina Menzel – “Frozen”
“Ordinary Day,” performed by U2 – “Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom” – WINNER
“Please Mr. Kennedy,” performed by Justin Timberlake, Oscar Isaac, and Adam Driver – “Inside Llewyn Davis”
“Sweeter Than Fiction,” performed by Taylor Swift – “One Chance”
Best Original Score:
Alex Ebert, “All Is Lost” – WINNER
Alex Heffes, “Mandela: The Long Walk to Freedom”
Steven Price, “Gravity”
John Williams, “The Book Thief”
Hans Zimmer, “12 Years a Slave”
