2. “Back away from the hair…I’m not kidding, step outside”

3. Psst, Don’t make any sudden moves, now go slowly straight ahead (looking for the open elevator shaft)

4. Con: mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?
Danny: Whatever

5. 19E: We went to the added expense of individualizing your dessert for tonight. It will be subtracted from next week’s clothing allowence.

6. Kady thinking: mmmm, Connie….or Rami?

7. What…me worry?

8. Maybe I should change my first name to David too

9. Back away losers

10. mmm, babe, you want to impersonate me?

11. Farout Dude, some really good sh**, er cupcakes…right

12. Just say no (to cupcakes)

13. Did you hear about the blonde who…..

14. Yes Mr. Lythgoe, you want me to do what? really

15. No, I’m actually f***ing Matt Damon

16. (won’t even try after MJ)

17. Betcha can’t see me move my lips

18. …and now with this flower we are but one

7. à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã…“This cupcake is probably the BEST THING that has EVER HAPPENED to me in my LIFE!!! And Ià ¢Ã¢â€š ¬Ã¢â€ž ¢m only SEVENTEEN!!à ¢Ã¢â€š ¬ 

:lol_tb:

4. Kady: Well, if I can’t be famous for singing…
Constantine: Those tatas are niiiiice.
Danny: “OMG get me out of here.”

8. Carly: I wish my name was David.

10. Gina: See the ring, dude? Go find Kady.

11. I hate pictures almost as much as interviews.

14. Kristy: What do I need to do to win?
Nigel: Well, now that you mention it…

15. Luke: Watch out, dude. You’re next.

16. DUDE! Look at all these texts!

17. Nigel: Quick – tell me again who is this I’m taking a picture with?

3. Carly plants herself at David Archuleta’s side in hopes that his magic will rub off on her.

4. Con thinks of pillows. Kady thinks of pepper spray. Danny thinks of throwing up. (Constantine really looks like a dirty old man in this. yuck)

7. David A: “If I eat this, will I lose all my magical babe magnetism?”

8. Carly caught between verses, serenading the guys with her version of I Wanna be Sedated: “I Wanna be a David”

9. The gang laughs good-naturedly as Ramiele eats the ice cream spiked with Tabasco sauce. (I laughed, because I always manage to get photographed at parties with food in my hands or mouth)

16. Jason: “So, dude, don’t worry about your future. When I’m famous I’m sure I’ll have lots of carpets that will need cleaning.”

#18. “If you wear your hair like this, they won’t mistake you for Danny.”

#6 Kady’s collagen injection becomes more obvious during the evening as her lipstick wears off.

#4. Con -” Damn, these tatas are leaving the competition!”

Great captions MJ!! Love the Jason phone one!!! LOL!

And I don’t know if I can do this, but if you want another GOOD laugh today, check out David White at the Advocate. He outdid himself this week! Between these two sites I’ve got sore sides from laughing!

#8 — “I’m gonna take these guys down one David at a time. :twisted_wp:”

#15 — “Chikezie, dude, you know I’m married, right?”

#4 – “Hey, guys, I can’t help it if this chick wants to get so close so me. After all….I AM CONSTANTINE!!”

#7 – “We make it to the top twelve and AI couldn’t even spring for edible pictures on the cupcakes like my mom gets me instead of these cheesy cut out pictures? Oh, wait… that’s not very nice. I’m so ashamed of myself. I’m sure they understood my song this week and sent the money to all the homeless people in the world. I’m so happy now because I did such a good thing.” (as butterflies start fluttering around his head)

#8 – “Ok, Archuletta, listen to me and don’t blow this gig. Play the game and pretend that these poor guys have just as good of a chance getting into the top two as we do.”

#10 – “How did Constantine get in here? And why do I have to have MY picture taken with him??”

#15 – “Ha, ha…….you’ll know how elimination feels next week, my friend.”

#18 – “Ummmmm………what are you doing to my head, dude?”

But, Jason, honey, those flowers in your hair… not a good look. Certainly you know that the press is going to be at the party? Trust me, you stand out enough already.

He’s either misguided, brave or brilliant. Not sure which.

3. Barnham shows off her Baby Boy.

4. A is for ass, B is for bitch, C is for C-ya.

5. (I could get x-rated on this one but i won’t.)

6. BFF stalked by wannabe

7. Gasp! (ok, that was mean. say your prayers carolina).

8. D & C

9. This scowls for Simon.

10. Gina Goes Slumming

11. All dreds accounted for !

12. Jason C visits the local wax Museum (it’s a popular place!)

13. Junior League Bitch Slap.

14. Nigel spanks Kristy (Where *is* his other arm?)

15. Here today, gone tomorrow.

16. Paula programmed in her number, see.

17. Botox — Before and After

18. Jason saving the world, one flower at a time.